Time for DU Story telling - 3 words at a time

[LynneSin]

Here's how the story works, when you reply - you have to add on to the story, but only with Three words in the subject line that continue on the story. I'll start with the only 4 word line (the 'Once Upon a Time') and the beginning subject.

Do not put the story in the message - just in the subject line.

PS - we may get several story branches - but have fun with it!!

[LynneSin]

1. Once upon a time

:D

[LynneSin]

2. Dick said to

:D

[Heyo]

3. your grandma that

[2Sailsgirls]

13. he was a

[Nihil]

34. -coming in a

[Gildor Inglorion]

97. fringe-topped surrey

[LynneSin]

119. and a cherry ontop!!

:D

[matcom]

4. George, "George why.....

[Screaming Lord Byron]

5. is that thing

[Nihil]

33. hanging out of

[Catshrink]

80. your snotty nose?

[kmla]

131. I'm thinking.....booger.

[kmla]

132. But could be

[kmla]

133. His diminutive brain.

[Catshrink]

135. same damn thing

[Maddy McCall]

151. or leftover cocaine?

[LynneSin]

7. did you sign

:D

[wysimdnwyg]

9. Your name on

[LynneSin]

10. Katherine Harris's butt

:D

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

26. Couldn't you wait

[LynneSin]

27. until my heart

:D

[progressiverealist]

29. turns into meatloaf

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

31. (not the singer)

[Endangered Specie]

62. like Dick Cheney's

[LynneSin]

66. sorry white ass!

:D

[Catshrink]

140. in undisclosed locations

[LynneSin]

146. at Crawford Texas

:D

[Maddy McCall]

152. where good Baptists

[Donkeyboy75]

157. pray to Halliburton

n/t

[GoddessOfGuinness]

178. with shriveled brains

[BR_Parkway]

6. drunk, dysfunctional Shrub

[Catshrink]

8. You are toast.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

11. but it's OK

[Catshrink]

15. Poppy will buy

[LynneSin]

17. you another election

:D

[Catshrink]

22. Thanks to BBV

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

24. but not now

[Catshrink]

35. You idiot cokehead

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

36. Kerry's too far

[Catshrink]

40. above your sorryass

[LynneSin]

45. you'll bankerupt me

:D

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

51. unless Osama helps

[Endangered Specie]

55. by getting "found"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

56. or blowing shit

[LynneSin]

60. through your nose

:D

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

64. or endorsing Sharpton

[VOX]

109. thereby sticking needles

:kick:

[Maddy McCall]

116. voodoo doll-style

[kmla]

130. into your abdomen

[Maddy McCall]

154. and your caviar

[Catshrink]

142. Hunting with Scalia

[LynneSin]

162. for EvilDOing Ducks

:D

[Endangered Specie]

59. thanks to DieBold

[LynneSin]

67. And Katherine Harris

:D

[Endangered Specie]

70. so it seems

[Catshrink]

73. another mascara ball

[Limbought]

85. not that you,

[Catshrink]

86. Trust the Supremes

[Limbought]

87. or have any

[Maddy McCall]

94. favorite botox doctor

[VOX]

104. But judging by

:kick:

[Maddy McCall]

114. your smelly breath

[LynneSin]

120. Use Listerine, Damnit!!!

:D

[Catshrink]

141. Kill those germs

[LynneSin]

147. and other EvilDOers

:D

[Maddy McCall]

156. and nasty poopooers

[Endangered Specie]

43. It was discovered

[VOX]

110. that planet Mars

:kick:

[LynneSin]

167. Osama and Dick

:D

[pfitz59]

90. on planet earth

[VOX]

111. far below ground

:kick:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

179. intraterrestrials were plotting

[Catshrink]

95. Rush chastised addicts

[VOX]

112. while he put

:kick:

[LynneSin]

121. large quantities of

:shrug:

[Catshrink]

136. Oxy up his

[kmla]

137. fat, lardish ass.

[Catshrink]

139. causing anal cysts

[Maddy McCall]

150. near his nose

[LynneSin]

169. & on his brain

:D

[VOX]

113. there lived a

:kick:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

180. socially conscious republican

[Catshrink]

181. He was alone

[LynneSin]

185. very, VERY alone

:scared:

[histohoney]

12. in a small cave

[alittlelark]

14. there was a tall man

[LynneSin]

16. and a VP

:D

[Kamika]

19. who eat sausage

[Beer Snob-50]

23. with blue veins.

[progressiverealist]

30. and garden gnomes

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

32. who considered him

[Nihil]

37. to be a

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

38. part of the

[Nihil]

39. scenery until he

[Kamika]

41. drank pure alcohol

topfc

[Nihil]

42. passed out and

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

44. had a sex

[LynneSin]

46. toy stuck up

:D

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

48. an orifice nobody

[kmla]

138. really mentioned publicly.

[Endangered Specie]

49. the hershey Highway

[LynneSin]

52. "EEEEWWWWWWW THAT'S GROSS"

:D

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

54. , said the eleventh

[Endangered Specie]

61. but then, he

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

63. started to appreciate

[Endangered Specie]

65. the feeling of

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

72. sheer beatitude the

[VOX]

103. mere mortals cannot

:kick:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

153. grasp when one's

[Maddy McCall]

158. mother is watching

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

166. one's asshole being

[Maddy McCall]

171. tickled for pleasure

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

174. with a crowbar

[Endangered Specie]

50. where the sun

[Limbought]

88. fails to shine

[Maddy McCall]

93. tapeworms dine on

[VOX]

102. your very soul

[Maddy McCall]

117. because your innerds

[kmla]

128. are comprised of

[Catshrink]

143. greasy-grimy gopher guts

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

155. that smell of

[Maddy McCall]

159. rotten fishheads, boiled

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

175. in goat piss

[Beer Snob-50]

18. WITH A TALL HAT

[progressiverealist]

20. and a long memory

[alittlelark]

21. and a dialysis machine

[LynneSin]

28. on the fritz

:D

[Endangered Specie]

47. "captured" in October

[Beer Snob-50]

58. or was it really January?

[LynneSin]

69. of year 1981

:D

[VOX]

105. when Reagan took

:kick:

[LynneSin]

122. the White House

:D

[Maddy McCall]

160. and cried, "Sinatra!,

[chiburb]

25. And small dick

.

[Tank in Texas]

53. ...Cheney's heart burst...

[Endangered Specie]

57. the masses cheered

[Whitacre D_WI]

68. "Locking! Sex Thread!"

[Endangered Specie]

71. alas, moderator oppresion

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

74. sank yet another

[TXlib]

75. pink torpedo in

[matcom]

76. matcom's thong and

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

77. that's why we

[LynneSin]

78. Zomby Woof's Yak

:D

[Cuban_Liberal]

79. Ate the lounge

:P

[silverlib]

82. and regurgitated it

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

83. all over Senator

[Maddy McCall]

91. Trent Lott's award

[silverlib]

98. and Lott said

[VOX]

106. "I ain't racist!"

:kick:

[Maddy McCall]

115. "Instead, I'm yakist!"

[LynneSin]

123. We need Amendments...

:D

[ronnykmarshall]

126. need them quick

[Maddy McCall]

127. to cut taxes

[LynneSin]

148. and cut Yakists

:D

[Maddy McCall]

161. fiscal entitlement to

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

176. singing "Robb is

[Catshrink]

81. Robb's a dingbat

[MrSlayer]

84. without a doubt

[peacebuzzard]

89. we'll be back

.

[Maddy McCall]

92. to back with

[Shananigans]

96. more dirty money

[fortyfeetunder]

99. and Bush jokes

[montana_hazeleyes]

100. and pickles pokes

[VOX]

107. and reefer smokes

:evilgrin:

[Catshrink]

144. 'til junior chokes

[Catshrink]

145. on another pretzel

[Maddy McCall]

163. which he forgot

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

177. to masticate properly

[Catshrink]

182. tried to snort

[POed_Ex_Repub]

101. We need beer

[VOX]

108. There's none here

:kick:

[Beer Snob-50]

118. but have no fear

[LynneSin]

124. LynneSin is Dear!!

:D

[non sociopath skin]

125. vodka will suffice

[kmla]

129. Ooh! That's nice!

[Maddy McCall]

134. only when iced

[afraid_of_the_dark]

149. and mixed with

[LynneSin]

164. Tequila and Salt

:D

[Maddy McCall]

165. green body lice

[Maddy McCall]

168. A carnie named Billy

[GoddessOfGuinness]

170. upon eating chili

[LynneSin]

172. was posting real silly

sorry it was 4

[GoddessOfGuinness]

173. and couldn't count

neither :P

[Catshrink]

183. Those paperless ballots

[fortyfeetunder]

184. and hanging chads

[LynneSin]

186. and Disenfranchised Voters

:cry:

[Catshrink]

187. Dumb fucking Supremes

[LynneSin]

188. Court, not the Group

I know, it's 4 words, but the doesn't count!

[BlueJazz]

189. Court and Spark

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