Have you ever noticed that right wingers suck at insults?

[LeftyMom]

Seriously, the first one who comes up with something better than "communist!" or "get a job!" I will be so grateful for the change of pace that I will pay them.

Oh, and one old woman with a facelift that would scare Cindy McCain (seriously, it looked like it had been done with a staple gun) said "Karl Rove is a war criminal? Your Mom is a war criminal!" My friend yelled back "Did your grandkids teach you that comeback?" and the wizened bitch flipped us off. :rofl:

[southpaw]

1. Yeah

they wouldn't know a creative insult if one slithered up behind them and sucked their intestines out their assholes!

[AlCzervik]

2. my elderly neighbor who *i* drive to the polls calls me "Liberal" like it's a swear word.

and insults my choice of car "Hitler must be smiling up from hell". But like a try glutton for punishment i still drive him and this year as a bonus he wants me to help him fill out his sample ballot! He should ask the rabid McCain supporter right next door to him but Ed says "He's too full of bluster".

[DS1]

3. I love being told to "GET A JURB!" when I'm protesting on a Saturday

[billyskank]

6. Dude, if you don't work 18 hours a day, 7 days a week, you're a communist.

[DS1]

8. Da!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. "You're a communist!"

Which I find rather pathetic because according to them, Ronald Reagan "won" the Cold War. Yet here we are, all of us red commies, still around, still causing them great consternation.

[southpaw]

7. I love the 'socialist' thing

My typical reply is "Better a socialist than a National Socialist."

Some get it, some don't.



Other times I'll roll out a response resembling:

"Yeah? Well you're a pus-dripping shanker on the sheep-shit encrusted dick of society!"

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. I'm just waiting for the people who complain about "socialism" to stop driving on public roads.

Or take their kids out of public schools.

Or let their house burn down rather than have a public fire department come to the rescue.

[billyskank]

12. How about if everybody joined the military?

Because I never heard a rightwinger or a capitalist ever say a bad word about the military. It is the only public service they believe in. So what if absolutely everybody joined the military? That would essentially be communism, no?

[sasquatch]

5. Somebody once left a note on my car that said:

"Are all deomcrats as disgusting as you."

[Downtown Hound]

9. The essential right winger's insult arsenal:

Get a job!

Commie!

Anti-American!

Commie!

Gun grabber!

Commie!

Pothead!

Commie!

And these are the educated ones I'm talking about.

[OakCliffDem]

17. Don't forget Tree Hugger

You long haired, maggot infested, pot smokin', FM type!

You probably listen to NPR too.

(Oh wait, I listen to NPR ...)

[ghostsofgiants]

10. They tend to suck at most things.

Don't even get me started on their graphic design sensibilities. x(

[marzipanni]

13. Hah! There's short video on YouTube of McCain speaking in Colorado Springs

at a rally. The guy who put it on stated in the little description that it's "a video of McCain and Palin stumping in Colorado Springs, acknowledging the greatest learning institution in the known universe".

So I wrote in the comments (there are only six comments):
"Have the conditions improved at the USAFA for women, and people who are not evangelical Christians?"

I got two "very intelligent" replies- :rofl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0q8c5fgeDU&feature=email

[Mad_Dem_X]

14. My Freeptard co-worker just yells

He spews the latest Faux News talking points, and when you attempt to rebut them, he just talks louder and louder, like that's going to cause the b.s. to suddenly make sense. LOL

[panhead1961]

15. They can not insult on the fly because they don't think for themselves

[Iggo]

16. "Your Mom is a war criminal."

That's actually a great comeback. Yep, musta been the grandkids.

[Chan790]

18. Yes...I have an inbox full at the moment.

Quoting from my GD: P thread about my LTTE that was published today: "political hitman", "liar", "commie fascist" and "fucktard" (and that's just the stuff from my friends and neighbors.)

I wrote a LTTE about energy policy, economics and McCain...I apparently hit a nerve.

GD: P thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7125618&mesg_id=7125618

LTTE: http://www.registercitizen.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=20128714&BRD=1652&PAG=461&dept_id=664662&rfi=6

[snailly]

19. Have you ever heard the term

Garbage in - Garbage out?

You need to sit down and think.

Not good, my dear.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Compared to me, certainly.

:blush:

:hi:

[southlandshari]

21. I'm pissed you think "communist" is an insult!

:P

[elshiva]

22. NO PSYCHO COMMIE TITTIES!

;)

[southlandshari]

23. ......

:cry:

[elshiva]

25. Oh, southlandshari, honey,

I was referencing an old in joke. When that picture was first posted another DUer responded by typing:
"Locking: No Pyscho Commie Titties."

:toast: That's fine with me. I love that picture. :hug:

[southlandshari]

26. LOL!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4612054&mesg_id=4612553


































Note to whom the poster was responding.

;)

[elshiva]

27. Also, I liked this:

Gasp, you mean with titties...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4612054&mesg_id=4612795

[southlandshari]

28. What can I say?

I am a believer in nonviolent conflict resolution, so titties are really the strongest weapon I've got left.

:evilgrin:

[elshiva]

29. Titties are the real bazookas.

The only bazookas we need. Make love not war. :) :hug:

You can aim your bazookas at me any old time, hon. ;) :evilgrin:

[LeftyMom]

30. Well fancy seeing you here!

:hug:

[southlandshari]

31. I'll never pass up

an opportunity to share my nipples with you, baby!

;)


Sorry I don't get around so much anymore.

:hug:

[LeftyMom]

32. Oh dear.

That thought's going to provide you-know-what material for you-know-who. :eyes:

:rofl:

[southlandshari]

33. Probably so

But he'll have to be content with aforementioned imaginary "material".

You know I only have psychic commie titties for you.


:loveya:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

24. Right wingers suck at most things, because

They can't acknowledge that they need to cooperate with the Left Wing in order to fly.