Is this legitimate?

[Dr. Strange]

[TZ]

1. hmm.

Orange you glad you didn't post any bananas?;-)

[skygazer]

2. Actually, it's a little known fact than an orange WAS responsible for

the sinking of the Titanic.

The orange was piloting the ship at an unsafe speed, against orders, when it rammed the iceberg. A massive cover-up has led to the blame being put on Captain Smith and perhaps he is the ultimate culprit since he did promote the orange when others cautioned him that it was... well, a little fruity.

[Dr. Strange]

4. Take it to the 9/11 Forum, sister.

Captain Smith doesn't need any scapeoranges to blame.

[skygazer]

6. But he tutched the bot

He really did! :cry:

[DarkTirade]

22. That is a vicious lie, perpetrated by the pears and lemons who WERE responsible!

:grr:

I can't believe you'd post that kind of unsubstantiated crap here on DU!

[Orrex]

27. Chuck Norris sez "How do you like them apples?"

[Dr. Strange]

50. Link?

[AlCzervik]

3. The apple was the 3rd man on the grassy knoll.

hope that helps.

[Dr. Strange]

10. I totally believe it.

He looks shifty:

&size=300

[quip]

5. Fruit Fail. You neglected to account for these:

[TZ]

8. Locking!

No juicy posts!:rofl:

[quip]

11. I got your juicy post right here

:hide:

[RainDog]

15. come on over, honey!

we'll just see about that.

[quip]

16. Staff Inspector Amanda Frisk, I presume?

:hi:

[RainDog]

17. Yeah, I'm a sucker for a cute guy.

[quip]

18. PEV!

Good one, RainDog! :thumbsup:

I salute you! :patriot:

[RainDog]

19. okay, but does that mean I have to get up off my knees?

(yes, I just wanna be bad today)

[TZ]

20. *snort*

IBTL.....:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

21. Don't get my thread locked!

You bunch of twisted old fruits!

[quip]

23. We are just as God made us, sir!

Upright and outstanding members of society!

[RainDog]

24. hmpfh

[Dr. Strange]

28. When life hands you lemons...

make swirly lemons.

[TZ]

29. hehe.

Now SOMEBODY with mad photoshop skillz needs to put these picttures of twisted fruits on a certain nipplicious picture of a certain poster in this thread.
You know..the twisted old grapefruit....Now that would go to eleven!:D

[Dr. Strange]

30. I approve of this message!

[BeachBaby]

31. You're twisted.

Just sayin'. :P

[TZ]

32. and water is wet.....

:P

[BeachBaby]

33. OMG! I should have known

that somehow, SOME way, you would find a reason to bring the words "water" and "wet" into this thread - definitely upping the potential for quite the subthread. :P

[RainDog]

34. have a cup of coffee

[TZ]

35. Oh baby...

Thats better than a caffeine jolt anytime....:9

[BeachBaby]

40. Isn't he too old for you, TZ???

:P

Isn't this more to your liking?

[BeachBaby]

36. Meh. Brad does nothing for me - and I already had coffee.

Besides, I don't like pretty boys. ALL MAN is what does it for me - like Ed Harris. Rough. Weathered. Unafraid.



Edited to add the beauty that is Ed Harris.

[RainDog]

37. you need a little culture this morning, maybe?

[BeachBaby]

38. OMFG!!!!

:spray:

There's so many things I could say about this - but I'll just think about them instead. :P

YOU PEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

39. Ah yes...

the moaning Lisa.

[TZ]

41. ...

I'm so glad I didn't have any food in my mouth when I saw that...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BeachBaby]

42. I wasn't so lucky.

Wiping water off the screen right now.

[RainDog]

43. cig break

I think this is how you smoke them...

[RainDog]

44. busted by Principal Skinner!

[quip]

45. zOMG

I take the day off to play a round with my putter, and all the while you're here joking about it!

:spank: :rofl: :hi:

[TZ]

46. Hey mister artiste!

How do you like being immortalized in a classic piece of art (Moaning Lisa)...Of course to really work it should be in B+W...
(Raindog..you are getting better better..or pevvier and pevvier!):rofl:

[quip]

47. She IS getting better and pevvier!

A GOOD combination! :rofl:

[RainDog]

49. sigh

these are just one-offs - quickies.

but, for the particular, I'll spend two more minutes on this. still not perfect, but I take the Amish philosophy and always try to include flaws in my work because only god is perfect.

[billyskank]

7. I am not clever enough for the lounge any more.

:o

[Dr. Strange]

9. "clever enough for the lounge"

I understand the individual words, but the meaning of the phrase eludes me.

[quip]

12. That's because it's such a fine line between stupid and clever!

[TZ]

13. good one!

:applause:

[RainDog]

14. I dunno.

today I'm in semi-head banger mode. this one's for you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScxrWz7DK_M

God reached his hand down from the sky
He flooded the land then he set it on fire
He said, "Fear me again. No, I'm your father.
Remember that no one can breathe underwater"

So bend your knees and bow your heads
Save your babies, here's your future
Yeah, here's your future

God reached his hand down from the sky
God asked Noah if he wanted to die
He said no sir
Oh, no, sir

God said here's your future
It's going to rain
So we're packing our things
We're building a boat
Where God will create the new master race
Cause we're so pure
Oh, we're so pure
So here's your future

God told his son it's time to come home
I promise you won't have to die all alone
I need you to pay for the sins I create
His son said, "I will but Dad, I'm afraid"

Yeah, so here's your future
Here's your future
Yeah, here's your future
So here's your future
So here's your future
So here's your future

[elshiva]

25. Where is the banana?

:shrug:

[Xipe Totec]

48. Next to the grapes n/t

[elshiva]

51. Can I tutch the banana and grapes?

;) :evilgrin:

[Xipe Totec]

52. Not if you have an apple n/t

[Tuesday Afternoon]

26. in a word

no.