I'm thinking of writing a movie screenplay. Which of these ideas sounds best?

[Tommy_Carcetti]

[TZ]

1. Here's my idea....

Write a story about a feller from Chicago who has a thing for Skulls and tries to make it as a rapper despite long odds (and little talent)...
Ah, come on fuckin guy!
:rofl:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. The Canadians will rejoice....

....for moving the Chugged one across the border.

[DS1]

7. I wet to the neck, because that's how I swim

I wash down my french fries, with a drink called Pim
If I keep my mouth open, you might think I'm dim
But I'm as smart and clever as your skills are slim


Ahh. Come on fucking guy!

[skygazer]

2. No one's ever done this one

A heartless business tycoon has a little kid foisted on him from somewhere and after a series of hilarious mishaps learns the true meaning of caring!

[lost-in-nj]

4. How about

a young woman (an ugly duckling) around 19 or so has worked all her life to be the fashion editor of a hugh magazine or sing a top ten hit in a week.
gets a low paying job with a mean spirited boss/mentor who really has a heart of gold......
and gets her wish to be (insert dream job here)


lost

sounds like a winner!!!

[Jamastiene]

5. How about an animal movie?

Something about an endangered species of some kind fighting the loggers who are clearing the forest where they live?

They don't have to be talking animals to make it work.
:D

[Dr. Strange]

6. How about a feel-good movie?

A kid, born on the wrong side of the tracks, who deals drugs and participates in drive-bys, meets a prim and proper individual who lives in the world of the elites. They fight, complaining that their complicated lives are not understood by the other, each harboring a secret growing passion. They both get caught up one day watching kids playing on a fire escape, and decide that they want to leave their respective worlds. So they move to a South American country and start an immensely successful internet porn company.

[TZ]

8. wow.

Your biography sounds sooooo interesting.....:D

[billyskank]

10. I am not weird enough for the lounge either.

:D

[TZ]

13. well...I'm sure DuStrange would be glad to mentor you

After all, HE is the Master of the Weird(ing way).....

[DS1]

9. 2 guys break into the Sykwalker Ranch and kick George Lucas in the balls

until he makes Solo shoot first, again.

meanwhile, in the background, Kevin Smith is being eaten by spiders, just for telling that goddamn Wild Wild West story over and over again. And also sucking.

[Dr. Strange]

12. I'd pay serious money to see that flick!

[XemaSab]

11. A hard working single mom

overcomes the odds and rises to face a workplace challenge, all while being a parent full time to her 5 kids. One of whom has cancer.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

28. That's a good one to submit to Lifetime. nt

[Swede]

14. A young man must solve the murder of his twin in an illegal kung fu tournament.

Hilarity ensues.

[Dr. Strange]

15. Another one.

A college girl picks up a strange package at the post office. It was addressed to someone else, but before she can return it, she gets arrested for drug possession. She is sent to a prison where all the prisoners are recent Penthouse models, and due to financial cutbacks, material for clothing is in short supply. The college student manages to escape, but not until after taking twenty or so showers with everyone else.

All of this will be set to an orchestral score composed by John Williams.

[jeff30997]

16. A political movie:

In the year 2008 two reporters investigate the wrongdoings of a corrupted and criminal

administration and...

Oh wait,it's not a political movie it sounds more like Science-Fiction.So let say the action takes

place in a parallel Universe. :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. 3 and a half hours of Natalie Portman, Kirsten Dunst, and Reese Witherspoon showering

and Scarlet Johanssen, Kate Winslet, and Hilary Duff can join in at some point as well, just to add some sort of plot twist to keep it interesting.

[Dr. Strange]

19. 3 and a half hours?!

That's gonna be some pruny boobage by the end, don't you think?

[DS1]

20. I don't think that's a big concern

[Dr. Strange]

21. You make a valid, albeit messy, point.

:rofl: and :patriot:

[TZ]

24. Thats a lot of ...

Miracle Whip....

[MilesColtrane]

18. A grizzly bear raised from a cub by a secret government agency to become...

...a cyber-ursine super soldier escapes from his captors and meets a little boy who befriends him and brings him home.

Mom and Dad reluctantly take him in, explaining him to the neighbors as a rare breed of large dog.

Heartwarming antics and misunderstandings occur until the small town community is taken over by middle eastern terrorists bent on killing its citizens.

The bear, falling back on his training and new found love of the townfolk, kills the terrorists and saves the day. Unfortunately the bear continues on his rampage finishing off the hapless villagers until he's put down by federal wildlife agents.

The End (A MilesColtrane Joint™)

[YankeyMCC]

22. Soccer mom starts off in PTA then ends up

selected as a VP running mate by a befuddled old man who's running for Prez and ends up President of the US.

[DS1]

23. Sonny Crocket, Tubbs whatever-the-fuck, and Jack Bauer have to put aside

their differences and team up to save millions of women around the world from WMD-laced batches of Summer's Eve. It takes place present day, and features cameos by Alec Baldwin, Ben Affleck, Margaret Cho, and dozens more zany celebrities. In the grand finale, Michael Rappaport is killed violently. In real life.

[frogmarch]

25. Two oddly-paired Irish police

detectives, one, a selkie male in human form and the other a man - who is unaware that his partner is a selkie - investigate the theft of a uniquely patterned seal skin from an American tourist's hotel room near Chris Dodd's summer home in Connemara. The selkie detective, upon hearing a description of the skin, becomes convinced it's his selkie sister's, and, based on subtle clues, realizes she's the one who's taken it - and rightfully so. How can he keep her safe until her moon-governed time of changing comes? And once she's become a seal again, how can he keep the American tourist from hunting her down and killing her to get back the skin? The American, often called "Pig boy" (or worse) in the States, and a neocon Republican to boot, like the others of his ilk is said to stop at nothing to get what he wants. Will Chris Dodd kick some Republican ass and help save the day? Will the selkie detective's partner fall for his selkie sister, unaware of what she is when not in human form? :shrug:

Edited to move hypen in subject line.

[The Straight Story]

26. Crazy woman from Alaska runs for VP with a 1000 yr old blood sucker

:)

[Mendocino]

27. Starring Sandra Bullock and Leslie Nielsen

Sandra has that beauty pageant connection and Nielsen is old and gray. With Ted Nugent as first dude and Joan Rivers as Cindy.