HEY!! Tomorrow is Talk Like a Pirate Day!!1!!

[madinmaryland]

Arrrhhhh!!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

[billyskank]

1. What? I thought it was today!

No wonder everyone looked at me strange when I arrived at my desk and said, "arr, me hearties!"

[muriel_volestrangler]

2. Arrrh! It be t'day now, ye scurvy landlubber!

For the seven seas, an' all the terra firma they contain, do rightfully follow GMT, thanks to that gent John Harrison, an' his amazin' invention the chronometer!

It be more than half a bell into the middle watch o' the 19th September, so let the 'aarrrhh's begin!

[lost-in-nj]

3. AAAAAA RRRRR GGGGG HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hows that????


:rofl:



lost

[madinmaryland]

7. Teh Pirates arrrh long Gorn!!1!!

[Faygo Kid]

4. Haargh, mateys. Gather up me wenches and we'll attack Spain.

Aaargh. We'll sail the hemisphere till we find Spain. Aaargh.

[KamaAina]

5. I hear they're making a movie about it

it's rated "Arrrrrrrrrrr"!

[JTG of the PRB]

6. Yarrr! Thanks for the reminder, matey!

I'd all but forgotten about me favorite Pirate-themed holiday! Yarrrr!

[Danger Mouse]

8. Ah yes, 'Talk like a douchebag day' I cherish it every year.

[brettdale]

9. Cool!!!

Theres treasure around here somewhere.

[Xipe Totec]

10. I'll wear my Enron shirt

Yar!

[arcadian]

11. Aye, by me cracked and bleedin' fingernail, of course it be.

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. I should dress up in my pirate costume from halloween and go to work.

Think anyone would notice? :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

13. Probably not.

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. Maybe a little?

I'm not that weird you know! :P



Last years Pirate costume (except Pirates shouldn't smile! I is fail):

[Danger Mouse]

17. Nice costume. You make a good pirate wench.

:D
But yeah, you look to happy. Pirates never look happy. They look intimidating.

[RevolutionaryActs]

19. Oh, oh! Here's a scowl-y one!

Nope, still fail. :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

21. PIRATES ARE NOT SURLY!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. I can't win.

This is why I'm going to be a Can-Can Dancer. That way I get to prance around and giggle. :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

23. It's what you were born to do!

:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. Oh, maybe I was one in a former life.

After I was pagan priestess, but before I died during a crazy acid trip in the 60's. Yeah!

[Danger Mouse]

25. But were you ever a queen?

:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. Possibly.

I do have a name fit for a Queen. :D :rofl:


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8104768&mesg_id=8104768

[Danger Mouse]

28. I don't know of any queens with your name...

...
:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. My first name kinda sorta is, only shorter.

My middle name fer sher is. :P

[Danger Mouse]

30. Elizabeth?

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. Ayup.

:P

[Danger Mouse]

32. That's the most cliched middle name ever, I swear.

:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. It's a family name, TYVM

:P


My middle name was almost Roseanne. :shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

34. Roseanne!!!! Beth is better. My middle name is Todd.

How's that for dorky?

[RevolutionaryActs]

36. OMG!

When I become Sarah Palin like my mom wants, will you be my first dude???? :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

37. Do I get to ride snowmobiles?

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. Yes.

But you will also be blamed for everything bad that happens. Even if you had nothing to do with it. As I believe the real first dude is.

[Danger Mouse]

39. But I would be YOUR first dude...so I could live with that.

Ice fishing and snowmobiles, here I come!

[RevolutionaryActs]

40. Aww that's sweet.

In a really weird sorta way. :P

[Danger Mouse]

41. I wish I could say that's the first time I've heard

...'in a really weird sort of way' in relation to me :cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

42. But you know you're a freak.

Just like me. :D

[Danger Mouse]

43. You make being a freak look good.

:pals:

[RevolutionaryActs]

44. It's a gift really.

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

45. So THAT'S what you call it.

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. You be good now, or else I'm revoking your first dude status!

So there! :P

[Danger Mouse]

47. I'll be good. I don't want to miss out on any hot snowmobile races.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

48. "Hot snowmobile"?

Oh dear. Careful it doesn't melt! :P

[Danger Mouse]

49. I need to go to bed before I make jokes worse than I already am.

My coherence is starting to slip.
:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. Honey, it slipped a long time ago.

:silly:

[Danger Mouse]

51. Good to know.

:rofl:
Goodnight, Governor Palin.
:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. *screeches* Goodnight TODD!

:D

[elshiva]

14. YEEEARGH!

Ahoy there matey.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. Ooo...Thanks for reminding me!

My son loves this! We homeschool like pirates all day. :D

[DarkTirade]

18. Arr, I can't be waitin' that long te start.

I just got a pirate-themed bandana yesterday. T'was good timing, says I.

[FloridaJudy]

20. Arrrrrrrrrrhhhh!!

I be ready, me hardies!

[pokerfan]

26. Avast, me maties!

Where be the mice?

[elshiva]

35. Meowarrrgh, matey.

[SeattleGirl]

53. Arrrrhhhhh, matey!

[madinmaryland]

54. Well! T-day's t'day!

Arrrhhh!!