POTUS/SCOTUS limerick contest

[Bossy Monkey]

Mine:
There once was a really bad POTUS
Installed by a criminal SCOTUS
It only took five
on an integrity dive
But that was enough to outvote us.

[Aristus]

1. Can someone help me with the last line, please?

There once was a pResident named Bush
Whose head was so far up his tush
When they fell from the sky
He attacked the wrong guy
And..................................

Help, please.

[Drifter]

2. It doesn't rhyme but ....

And A lot of American Soldiers are Fucking Dead

Cheers
Drifter

[RegenerationMan]

3. Here's One:

Bush has your credit card
And knows how to use it
Let him back in
And he'll really abuse it!

[sonias]

13. I have a picture ot that credit card too

Sonia

[grannylib]

5. His brain's left his head with a 'whoosh'

sorry that's really lame, all I can think of

[rustydog]

11. over the cliff our constitutional rights he did push.

tadaa!

[grannylib]

4. Here's mine:

A White House imposter called Chimpy
Tried to prove to us all he's not wimpy
He donned a flight suit
His own horn he did toot
His character really is shrimpy

So there's an election a'calling
The Bush house of cards is a'falling
Let's vote these chumps out
Let's make it a rout!
4 years more would be just too apalling.

[grannylib]

6. And one more:

There once was a veep, name of Cheney
T'was clear that he was not too brainy
He flunked out of Yale
More than once, goes the tale,
Let's send the dumb schmuck down the drainy

[Parrcrow]

7. here goes

There once was a wingnut named Renquist
A justice for rich folks elitist
Now who's gonna care
Elections aren't fair
The people can never defeat us

[11 Bravo]

8. I'll take a shot.

This POTUS was never elected.
By SCOTUS the twerp was selected.
Then the old "evil axis"
Forced him to cut taxes.
Now the whole fucking country's dejected.

[Endangered Specie]

9. my longshot...

When POTUS was 'elected'
or rather, SCOTUS selected
The country whent to shit
It really was the pit
Tore one down then one of himself, erected.

[grannylib]

10. Can you stand one more

There once was a POTUS imposter
Unelected, but still on the roster
He's a liar and thief,
This Pretender in Chief
It's all been a fucking disoster


(Ok sorry)

[Ilsa]

12. I love it; here's a real word, though:

"And he's worse than getting herpes zoster."

But I like still like your last line. "Fucking" adds so much power to it.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. Okay

SCOTUS and POTUS made a deal
Which made many in the country feel
That this unelected POTUS
Was only selected by SCOTUS
Which broke open wounds that won't heal.

[Bossy Monkey]

15. Exactly

Yours is the only other one that rhymes POTUS and SCOTUS, which was sort of the point. Of course, the other replies were great, too!

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. let's try this one

I'll see if the hate interferes with the writing.


There once was a useless PO(TU)S named Shrub
Nothing but an ignorant little war criminal
Never acheived anything on his own but rode on the coattails of his fathers' wealth
But his right wing friends, indistrial and SCOTUS, gave him the presidency and control of the world's largest and dangerous arsenal of toys
If he doesn't get voted out the earth will be destroyed, and yes it's really that serious.



Whoops, guess the hate DID get in the way of keeping to rhythm.

[ms_splash]

17. o.k., a little obscure...but, here's mine

There once was a lady named Babs
Who enjoyed giving pilots the grabs
Then she married a bush
And he gave her a push
Ever since, she's been giving us crabs