I think I've figured out the Palins' baby name methodology

[ironflange]

Simple. They are all named after the site of conception.

Track - Under the bleachers at the drag strip.

Bristol - At this Alaska fishin' lodge: http://www.bristolbayadventures.com/

Willow - In the woods. Lots of willows in Alaska.

Piper - In a light plane. Welcome to the Mile-High Club, you two crazy kids!

Trig - This one is tricky. They must have been visiting the Roy Rogers Museum.

This may make it easier to predict what Bristol's little bundle of joy will be named. Perhaps something like "Moose Carcass" or "Ford Econoline."

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. or "Daddy's Bed"

[Arugula Latte]

2. The next one will be named "House of Guy I Had An Affair With"

[boilerbabe]

4. but they will shorten it to ??

Housdadaffair? Nah, too long--they need more shorthand. How about shit4brains? Nah, thats too long also!

[Arugula Latte]

5. Probably just good old fashioned "House."

You know, a nice, solid name.

[boilerbabe]

3. You brought up a topic that I was wondering about, too

I would say "Trig" was when either they were going out to an NRA meeting or doing some homework?? (haha trigonometry--get it? Ok, you are not as dumb as those Repubs).

It also sounds like they named their kids after snowmobile trails? Track? Give me a break! I am glad I never had kids, so I would not have to face the dilemma of naming those fuckers. My parents named me Jo-lee. Nuff said!! (I do think they love me, though...)
Just try going through the "Dick-n-Jane" era to see where I am coming from there.

[ironflange]

6. Good suggestion for Trig!

On a similar bent, maybe it was under a table at the gun show.