My husband changed my screen saver to a giant head of Joe Lieberman.

[PassingFair]

Then he stayed up last night until I shut my computer down.

He's still laughing at my foul-mouthed reaction.

Anyone else married to a practical joker?

[Arugula Latte]

1. Okay -- That is grounds for divorce.

Clean his clock.

:)

[boilerbabe]

3. It's hilarious!!

We need to think of a way that she can pull off a good prank in response! Any ideas? I will be thinking of some....

[PassingFair]

12. It could only have been worse if it SCREAMED at me....

the way that "Exorcist" gif does....

On second thought, it might be NICE to
hear Joe scream. But just for a second.

[boilerbabe]

2. Nope

Don't even have a boyfriend at this time (or at least not one that lives anywhere near me!). I could give you some useless advice--make your computer password secure, where that practical joker of a husband can't get at you!!

I would actually appreciate the sense of humor that your hubby has and get back at him in any way that you can! There are so many ways to do this!! You can sign him up for all kinds of spam, etc. Too funny--let me think on this one, gotta get some rest....

XXXOOO

[Z_I_Peevey]

4. May I suggest you retaliate with the giant head of Candy Crowley?

It seems fair.

[LynneSin]

5. put Ben Gay in his underwear

ultimate revenge

[madinmaryland]

6. Skittles would come over and kick his *ss!!1!!

[hunter]

7. Not so bad 'til this jumps out of the giant head's mouth...

"The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds,
and makes new life to poison the Earth with a plague of men,
as once it was, but the gun shoots death, and purifies the
Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth . . . and kill!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zardoz

[Mad_Dem_X]

8. My co-worker

used to change the homepage on my work computer to Faux News or Bill O'Reilly just to fuck with me. He's a conservative, but we get along and can joke with each other like that.

[Jamastiene]

9. Make a phoney email account.

From that email account, send him an email with the Subject line: Your wife said it was ok, come on over.

Inside, put a link to a web page with a picture of a gorgeous woman you know he'll like along with the text, "Come see more pictures of me and let's set up a meeting."

Link him to a page that you set up to take quite a while to load. While the page is loading, have the text on the screen say, "Loading...please wait."

After about a minute of waiting, have the page display a bunch of small thumbnails of sexy looking pictures. Make it so when he clicks on the thumbnails, he gets pictures of Ann Coulter.

That'll teach him.

[billyskank]

10. Having met your husband

I can so see that. :D

[PassingFair]

11. Just got home from work, and he's replaced it with a Tom Tomorrow cartoon.

MUCH better!

[graywarrior]

13. That's just tu tu funny.

[billyskank]

14. Dude.

:hug:

[graywarrior]

15. Hey hey hey!

[billyskank]

16. That picture is too funny.

I miss you so much, my friend.

[graywarrior]

18. I know.

Same here. I've been so busy I have no time for myself even. How are you?

[Sanity Claws]

17. Mental cruelty -- grounds for divorce

Or why don't you get even by dressing as Joe Lieberman for Halloween? If you can't find a Lieberman mask, wear a Droopy Dog mask.