The WORST Captain of the Enterprise

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[baldguy]

1. The Capt of the Enterprise-B

"That was gonna be installed on Tuesday."

[Archae]

2. You forgot Capain John Harrimann...

Of the Enterprise-B, in the movie "Star Trek: Generations."

[Danger Mouse]

3. Anybody who picks Picard will be punched in the face.

[InvisibleTouch]

4. Um ... some of those weren't captains of the Enterprise...

...just to be nitpicky. :)

[Zavulon]

5. Sisko, for two reasons:

1.) He was never a captain of the Enterprise, and

2.) The guy who played him is one of the worst actors I've seen in any of the Star Trek shows, which is saying a lot.

[Hawkeye-X]

6. What, would you prefer Samuel L. Jackson?

Those damn motherfucking Cardassians on my motherfucking station!!!11

Hawkeye-X

[Zavulon]

12. He would have been a massive improvement.

For example: "Don't bother me with this motherfucking 'Emissary' bullshit, I got enough to deal with as it is, motherfucker!"

That alone would have eliminated a truly boring storyline and could have turned the show into something worth watching.

[jobycom]

7. Surely you must be overlooking

Marina Sirtis.

[Zavulon]

13. Yes, but at least

she was easy on the eyes. All I had to do was hit 'mute' when she was talking.

Actually, I thought the one who played Dr. Pulaski was far, far worse than anyone on the show, even Wesley Crusher.

[WolverineDG]

15. I kept hoping Wesley Crusher would have a date with an airlock

but that never happened.... :cry:

dg

[Sebastian Doyle]

8. Picture yourself....... on a boat on a river......with....tangerine trees and....

....marmalade skiiiiieeees!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=412BtE5iJMA

[jobycom]

9. What about Captain Robb, from Star Trek: Dingbat?

[Hawkeye-X]

10. I didn't vote, but WANNA!!!

WANNA!!! WANNA!!! *stomps foot*

Hawkeye-X

[SydneyBristow]

11. Kate Mulgrew, reppin it fo tha ladies!

:D

[Orsino]

14. I had to give the nod to Jeffrey Hunter's Pike...

...though as far as I know, his truly awful acting did not actually kill hundreds of thousands or dismantle our economy.