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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 08:59 PM
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MY BRA- I'D LIKE IT BACK. NO DATE REQUIRED. - w4m
This is from "best of Craigslist":

ok. so i don't know really how to go about this.

basically, i was your one night stand last night and need my most important idem of clothing back--> my bra.

so yes, i was totally fine with the fact that when i left this morning we didn't exchange phone numbers (or names...); no big deal. but once i got home and sobered up, i realized, that we maybe should have because i left my bra at your house.

first off, i want to get something clear. this is no victoria secret-esq type bra. this is an imported good were talking about. princess tam tam-french lingerie.

ok. specifics about you. (what i remember.) they are not going to be too specific because my friends are on this all the time and think i took a cab home last night.

you are:
1) outrageously tall and good looking.
2) a commercial real estate broker from the san jose, but lives in the financial district in the city with an asian friend whom i believe, was celebrating his birthday.
3) going to slide saturday night.
4) really into golf, in fact went friday.
5) a fan of red gumm y bears.

i am:
1) someone who obviously loves her underwear.
2) obsessed with french everything.
3) not really into children. something we have in common.
4) occasionally from time to time caught wearing my clothes inside out.
5) "anna"- (my name.)

so, where to go from here. basically, i'm willing to do whatever it takes. i can come pick it up, you can mail it to me, i can just have you leave it outside your building at a certain agreed upon time. what ever.

i hope to god you don't feel weird about this, because i don't. i obviously didn't leave it there on purpose. like i said, i'm not looking for you to take me out or call me. for god's sake, i'm resorting to craigslist for a grey bra. it's just a super cute one and i want it back. plus, it doesn't seem like you'll use it. you just didn't come off as that type.

please people. if this is you, or sounds like someone you know who fits this "john doe" profile, please contact me.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/780311954.html
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Fran Kubelik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:00 PM
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1. ...
:rofl:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:02 PM
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2. Sorry, Anna. I already have it up to $25 on eBay.
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medicswife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:03 PM
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3. roflmao
:rofl:

snort!

:rofl:
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:03 PM
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4. no but i completely empathize with her. i have lost a lot of expensive underwear in this fashion
sigh
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 09:45 PM
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5. lol
I appreciate your willingness to admit that without embarrassment.

I can't figure out how a woman leaves someplace without realizing she isn't wearing her bra. Aren't they kind of noticeable?
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 08:30 AM
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6. i often dont wear bra's and more so a few years ago.
so i often didnt remember that i did indeed wear a bra that day. but mostly i have lost thongs in my hurry to leave
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 10:29 AM
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7. I wonder how many bras she got back?
California.....


mark
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 10:32 AM
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8. I once found one of my bras on the street outside my house
:blush:
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cabbage08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 10:32 AM
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9. Lol
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Shiver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-18-08 11:00 AM
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10. I tend to find a great many bras in my room.
More, actually, than the number of women I've actually brought home. I'm beginning to wonder if my (female) roommate is trying to tell me something...
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