Would you eat the moon if it were made of spare rib?

[KissMyAsscroft]

Well, would ya?

It's a simple question.

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

1. Depends on who's spare ribs they were

jk :hi:

[matcom]

2. did somebody say sauce?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sauce.....

[mr_hat]

3. Does meat rot in the vaccum of space?

[ET Awful]

4. Hmmm, wouldn't that cause massive problems with tides and so forth?

n/t

[Bill McBlueState]

5. nope

If the moon were made of exactly the same mass of delicious spare ribs as the rock that's there now, the tides would be the same.

Until we ate it.

We like the moon!
Coz it is close to us
We like the mooooon
But not as much as a spoon...

[ET Awful]

6. That's what I meant :) . . .

If we ate the moon, wouldn't we risk cataclysmic tidal waves and such? :) :) :)