What would you rather do if these are your choices?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

[taterguy]

1. Ever try to keep a roach lit in the shower?

It's fucking impossible

Or so I've heard

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. cockroach not weed

:P

[taterguy]

3. So who's at the party?

That might influence my vote

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. your friends and possibly a few relatives

[krispos42]

4. Seems to me that B) would cause A)

:rofl:

[flvegan]

16. Ha! Yes.

Good answer.

[deucemagnet]

5. I'm not squeamish about nudity or creepy-crawlies,

but I'd probably choose to dispatch the cockroach and continue showering.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. can i use the pic in your signature? i love it

[deucemagnet]

8. Sure, I lifted it from another site, anyway.

Here's a bigger version.

[billyoc]

9. Well, I run out naked in the middle of parties all the time, but I take a shower first.

So I'll abstain. :hi:

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Probably the cockroach.

The less naked I am, the better it is for everyone involved. :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. My dear pri!

Definitely run out naked!

Not even a difficult choice for me!

I might be carrying a towel, though... :P

[yurbud]

12. my fiance said stomp on the cockroach and wash her foot off. I say run out naked just because it's

funnier.

[yurbud]

13. my fiance said stomp on the cockroach and wash her foot off. I say run out naked just because it's

funnier.

[Danger Mouse]

14. I don't usually eat in the shower but hey if a snack presents itself...

:shrug:

[skygazer]

15. Cockroaches don't really bother me much

I would kill it and continue showering.

However, I am just as liable to saunter (not run) into a party naked. Just because I really enjoy raising eyebrows. :hi:

[Lavender Brown]

17. Run out naked

It says a lot about my fear of insects. :scared:

[mwooldri]

18. I can kill the cockroach. However I'd rather keep my reputation.

Running around naked in someone else's party is going to ruin my reputation.

My foot can ruin that cockroach's life.

Mark.

[LostInAnomie]

19. In all honesty...

... I would probably end up peeing on the cockroach.

[Chan790]

21. Target Practice!

Guy Rule #15: Guys like to pee on things to demonstrate aim and skill.

[SacredCow]

23. Invoice to Chan790:

You owe me a new keyboard.... Wireless, if you please.

:spray:

[BreweryYardRat]

20. Run! I once broke a sliding door...

...when a cockroach the size of my goddamned PALM presented itself as I was getting into the shower! No way I'm being naked around one of those things -- I'd rather go throw some clothes on and come back with a thing of extra-strength RAID.

[BlueJazz]

22. The Party. Damned if I'm going to get Bit by a Cockroach.

[DarkTirade]

24. I love bats and spiders and snakes and lizards.

But cockroaches just freak me right the hell out. I don't know why. They just do. I was attacked by an entire nest of bees when I was a child, and yet I'm less afraid of bees and wasps than I am of cockroaches. It makes no sense, but that doesn't change the fact that I would choose neither.

I would rip off the goddamn toilet seat and squish the mother fucker with it.

As a wise little green guy once said, "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."


And I use that fear and anger to make the little fuckers SUFFER. :evilgrin:

[hobbit709]

25. Been there, done that!

Give us better choices.

[kwassa]

26. I'd rather have you run out naked.

Is that one of the choices?

[bertha katzenengel]

27. Naked at a party. In fact, I'd do it with gusto.

I'd run out all wet and say 'THERE'S A ROACH IN THE SHOWER!'

:rofl: