Captioning treasure trove!

[Mobius]

Ill post each pic in a diff thread.

[Mobius]

1. Pic #1

[mhr]

12. "I Always Wanted To Shake The Hands Of A Sucker, If He Only Knew"

eom

[KissMyAsscroft]

18. You're gonna love Iran...

[I AM SPARTACUS]

17. "I offshored yer job, but you'll really remember this handshake..."

"...I got a real firm handshake, don't I..."

[LeftCoast]

22. "Ask me where my hand's been"

:D

[VOX]

33. "Buenos dias, mi amigos! Como esta your manufacturing job?"

"and thanks for the photo op, boys and girls."

[Mobius]

34. (lady in red apron)"hurry up a$$hole u r cutting into my break time"

[imax2268]

38. Let me thank you special few

for coming in on a Sunday to participate in this photo op...

[Mobius]

2. Pic #2

[mhr]

14. "I Need A Bath, Must Keep Smiling, I Need A Bath, Must Keep Smiling"

eom

[KissMyAsscroft]

15. 5...4...3...2..1...

Damn! Whew!

I can finally put that little darkie down!! Where's a washcloth?!!

[Mobius]

32. "Who's keeping an eye on my wallet?"

[VOX]

35. "Let's amend the 13th Amendment -- 'cause dang, slavery is fun!"

"And Ah know what Ah like!"

[imax2268]

40. Don't look at the guy

holding up the "applause and cheer card"

[pintobean]

50. YeMiCA. Next to Kenya, right?

[Mobius]

3. Pic #3

[KissMyAsscroft]

9. It's Mickey Dee's for you, little one!

You can manufacture me a Big Mac!

[mhr]

16. "Why Does Rove Have Me Waste Time With Folks That Can't Vote"

eom

[Mobius]

36. "You look almost old enough to be drafted, little girl"

[imax2268]

42. Thanks for the loan to fund my war...

when you are old enough you'll remember me as the one who spent your retirement...!

[Mobius]

4. Pic #4

[KissMyAsscroft]

10. George always had trouble with this part...

[mhr]

19. Stepford Animatron Model 0033 Publicly Displayed For The First Time

eom

[LeftCoast]

23. "Oh yeah, my prozac's kicking in right now."

:D

[Mobius]

37. "If anyone asks, the little tubby girl in the front farted"

[imax2268]

44. And here

is where John Ashcroft arrests the evil wicked terrorist Tommy Chong...can you see that...

[Mobius]

5. Pic #5

[Mobius]

8. "Zieg Heil!"

:evilgrin:

[Mobius]

39. "Woo Hoo! This coke makes me want to hitch hike again!"

[imax2268]

45. Hmmmmm...

good wind today...call my daddy...I want to play some golf...

[Mobius]

6. Pic #6

[KissMyAsscroft]

11. Im going to shove a salmon up my ass for sexual pleasure...

[Mobius]

41. "EHHHH!!! Jesus H. Christ somebody get me some Ex-Lax"

[imax2268]

46. Don't be silly...

the fact that you are a Supreme Court Judge doesn't matter...I'm the Vice President Dammit...!

[Mobius]

7. Pic #7

[KissMyAsscroft]

13. Im going to shove this football up my ass for sexual pleasure!

WifeBot: "Good Idea Dick! Wouldnt want the salmon getting lonely!"

[I AM SPARTACUS]

20. ROFLMAO

[VOX]

31. Ha! Cheney's ass is turning into Bluebeard's Closet!

Who knows what the hell else is up there?

[Mobius]

43. "Dick, quit massaging your crotch with that. People are looking."

[imax2268]

47. What is this thing...?

n/t

[LibertyorDeath]

21. Try this bit of brilliance from slinkerwink

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x809451

[slinkerwink]

24. my, my, that's a purty package!

Way better than my boy, Scotty, that's for sure!

[slinkerwink]

25. my, my, that's a purty package!

Way better than my boy, Scotty, that's for sure!

[LibertyorDeath]

26. That's such a great pic!

Bush shows his enthusiasm for No Child Left Behind

[VOX]

29. "After y'all kiss mah left behind, you can kiss mah right behind!"

"Pucker up, suckers!" :evilgrin:

[Mobius]

27. "Well son, I'll see what I can do to get you TANG duty"*wink*

[VOX]

30. "Say, fella, Ah see you're 'dressing right!' Feel goooood!"

:evilgrin:

[imax2268]

48. Now I can see

why Neal was getting on with asian hookers...!

[Mobius]

28. he he

you guys r funny :P

[cryfordawn]

49. Another Pic

Okay this is my first time doing this. Hopefully it works. If it doesn't what did I do wrong. I thought this was funny though and thought that I would add it. Hope you don't mind Mobius.



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[Mobius]

51. OMG! Where the hell did you find THAT!

:o

[cryfordawn]

52. Someone emailed it to me.

I thought it was funny in a sad sort of way. Just thought that I would share. Sorry to intrude on your thread.

[Mobius]

53. Na! People need to see that pic!

:kick: