Predict the first name of BlueIris's next boyfriend. (Semi-serious post.)

[BlueIris]

Several sources have indicated that the next boyfriend could be the boyfriend.

So, tell me, Loungers: do you have any thoughts?

[flvegan]

1. Scooter.

[BlueIris]

2. Har har.

Next?

[TZ]

3. Trig?

:hide:

[flvegan]

4. Maybe Levi is going to step up to a better model?

[Swede]

5. Edgar or Percey.

:shrug:

[BlueIris]

6. But I'm SERIES.

I want to know his name!

[Redstone]

7. Would be Red, in a slightly different world.

Redstone

[BlueIris]

11. Snerk. In a TRULY perfect world, it would be John.

But sadly, this world is far from perfect.

[Redstone]

13. OK, it looks like I'm missing the backstory for about the 200th time.

De nada.

Redstone

[BlueIris]

14. Oh, I have quite the thing for a certain former Democratic Presidential nominee.

I mean, Barack is pretty cute, but he's not my beloved John Kerry.

[Lil Missy]

8. Keith

[siligut]

9. Brad. I am very good at this stuff.

Good luck. Shower everyday and keep a bottle of wine in the frig.

[bigwillq]

10. Kumar

[undeterred]

12. Obama

or Oliver.

I'm getting lots of "O"
:P

[BlueIris]

15. Interesting. (My apologies to Ms. Michelle Obama.) nt

[Sanity Claws]

16. Robert or Michael

About 1/4 of all men I know have either of these names so I figure it's a pretty good guess that your new bf will have either name.