Baby Bunny has a whole slew of friends who are boys.

[Bunny]

When they use the bathroom in my house, they NEVER hit the target!!! I am tired of wiping pee off of the seat, floor, etc. How do you folks with sons deal with this??

I have daughters, they pee very neatly! :P

[zabet]

1. Put a sign up over the toilet that says....

"If you sprinkle
when you tinkle,
Be a neatie
and wipe the seatie"

:P

[Bunny]

2. HAHA!

Good one! :thumbsup:

[billyskank]

3. They really should make toilets bigger.

:D

[Bunny]

4. Another excellent solution!

:hi:

[blue neen]

5. I wish I had a solution, Bunny.

It's all men here in this house, and I have the same problem.

They need to AIM!

:hi:

[billyskank]

6. It's not that we don't care

"Ah, who cares if I piss on the floor?"

No, really, it isn't like that. It's that the thing doesn't cooperate. It sprays, and sometimes you even get two streams coming out at angles to each other. It's very difficult.

:rofl:

[blue neen]

10. My husband actually requested that we put a urinal in the powder room!

Maybe I should have listened! :)

[Bunny]

11. neen! How the heck are you?

I haven't seen you around here in ages! :hi:

[blue neen]

13. I'm doing well! How are you?

Have you noticed any of our Obama campaign workers in the 'grift? I know they are working on a major GOTV effort there.

[Bunny]

15. I've been well. No,I haven't noticed any Obama campaign workers

around town. I hope to, though.

[Orsino]

7. Sounds as though Baby Bunny needs another chore. n/t

[Chan790]

8. Solution?

Some study once showed that men aim better with a target...more guys peed on the floor less when there was a decal of a fly on the inside of the urinal. Why?

Because they concentrated on hitting the fly.

Solution: get a decal for the inside of your toilet.

[MsTryska]

14. ok this is hilarious....

I've yet to have this problem, mine have all been toilet-trained - or they don't last long enough to show their true selves or something. but if one lasts long enough for me to find out he's got bad aim - I'm totally dropping cheerios in there.

[marzipanni]

9. I read that some urinals have a painted fly to aim at!

This woman tried it in her toilet-
http://www.thriftyfun.com/tf58934478.tip.html

[undeterred]

12. Make them pee in the bushes with the dog.

You can tell I have dogs, no kids.

[Redstone]

16. Patience. And do NOT, no matter how much you're tempted, try to make the boys "blot."

Just don't, because they won't.

Redstone