The FOX Network's Latest Contribution to Culture (Part Two)

[Fenris]

“CELEBRITY SPELLING BEE 2004, ROUND #3”


-- SPECIAL: “THE GREAT AMERICAN CELEBRITY SPELLING BEE 2004 ROUND #3 AND CHAMPIONSHIP” -- (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) In Stereo-CC

DO YOU HEAR THE BUZZ - THE ALL-NEW SPECIAL “THE GREAT AMERICAN CELEBRITY SPELLING BEE” REACHES ITS EXCITING CONCLUSION IN A TWO-HOUR FINALE FRIDAY, FEB. 27 ON FOX

Brains will reign over beauty and brawn as Hollywood’s best and brightest dust off their dictionaries and break out their flash cards to compete in the ultimate old-fashioned intellectual challenge. With only eight celebrities remaining in the competition, the teams are disbanded in Round #3 and the celebrities must fend for themselves in the definitive test of memory and vocabulary. In the Championship Round, the final four celebrities compete for the grand prize, which will be matched and donated to the charity of their choice. THE GREAT AMERICAN CELEBRITY SPELLING BEE ROUND #3 and CHAMPIONSHIP airs Friday, Feb 27 (8:00 PM-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SP-0448) (TV-G)

Host: John O’Hurley

(READER’S NOTE: TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS BEHAVIOR, THE WORLD’S CRAZIEST VIDEOS and BOSTON PUBLIC are preempted this one night only.)

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Alright.........

Notice how TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS BEHAVIOR CAUGHT ON TAPE and THE WORLD'S CRAZIEST VIDEOS have only been preempted for one Friday. Oh thank God. I can sleep tonight.

[SmileyBoy]

1. Mike Tyson, spell "Airplane".

"Airplane"....

Uh.... A... I... Aww... (Dayum, dis iss hawwd) Uh, P... Uh, (Damn, dis is compitated) Ehw... E-E-N!!! "Aiwpwaiin"!!!

[Fenris]

2. Mr. President

Spell "cat."

[asthmaticeog]

3. "Spell cat?...

...but I'm a WAR president!"

[Fenris]

4. Alright, sir

Spell "war."

[asthmaticeog]

5. "Wha?"

"Well, there's a time -- for -- a time for politics and there's -- well -- *painfully long pause* -- there's a time for politics."

[Fenris]

6. Alright sir

Spell "a."

[asthmaticeog]

7. "That's what I have advisors for."

n/t

[lpbk2713]

9. Next word .......... spell "nuclear".

n/t

[Fenris]

10. "N...uh uh...U...K....U...L...A...R..."

"Where are my cue cards?"

[OneBlueSky]

8. Thank God! . . . the question that's been haunting me all these years . .

is "Can Alice Cooper spell 'outrageous'?" . . .