Palin's Banned Book List. The real one!

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My Pet Goat (Goat is completely nekkid)
The Very Hungry Caterpillar (Promotes gluttony)
Goldilocks (Glorifies stealing, vandalism and breaking and entering)
Snow White (Trashes traditional family values to have a young girl raised by 7 male dwarfs)
Mother Goose Rhymes (Confuses young children with too many obvious moral dilemmas - for example, at least one rhyme promotes polygamy "As I was going to St. Ives....")