Whose farts do you think smell the worst?

[Mobius]

Whose farts do you think smell the worst?
~Tony Scalia
~ Dick Cheney
~Don Rumsfeld
~ Dubya
~Jeb Bush
~Laura Bush
~ Tom Ridge
~Tom Delay
~Colin Powell

"Other"

[SmileyBoy]

1. Fat Tony Scalia. He's been eating garlic.

:D:D:D:D:D

[Armand]

2. With the look on Laura's face....

I'd say hers.

[Mobius]

4. Thats who I voted for too

I love that pic LOL!

[Armand]

6. It looks like she ripped a big one in that pic...doesn't it?

lol.

[smirkymonkey]

3. What a hideous collection of characters!

They are all repulsive enough without adding any odor into the picture.

[Mobius]

7. heres a grim thought: U R stuck in an airtight room with all of them

and they all fart:puke:

[smirkymonkey]

13. Ewwwwwwwwwww!

Well maybe that is how they are planning to solve the impending "gas" shortage!

[Bundbuster]

44. Even worse - you're in an elevator with all of 'em

And in unison they bend over and

[I AM SPARTACUS]

45. in an "undisclosed location"...

[kanrok]

5. Probably this cat's:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fartingcat.html

[Mobius]

nah LMAO, that cat farts so much they prolly smell like air after a while

no way that cats farts worse than Cheney's or Laura's

[pink_poodle]

18. hee hee hee!!!!! -nm

:

[number6]

8. what creepy lookin people

:scared: :wow:

[I AM SPARTACUS]

9. EPA actually has a scientific study on this...

"sound science" demonstrates that greater emissions were generated by "Pootie-Poot" Putin. No significant greenhouse gases were detected as emanating from the misunderstimadministration.

[lovedems]

10. I say Laura too.

Hers are probably the "Phoot" (prounouced foot) and those are the most dangerous.

Although Tom Delay could probably get a good squeaker out that would make the eyes water.

[corporatewhore]

11. COLON Powell heheh nah it has to be tom delay i am smelling his stenchnow

that my CD stretchs all the way to mcallen
I HATE TOM DELAY
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[Armand]

12. Colon Bowel.

Heh. I just thought of that. :)

[Deja Q]

14. Why would Bill Gates buy Cheney's evil sneering picture?

Corbis is owned by Bill Gates.

Do some research, MS has even tried to buy public domain pictures (so they could get OUT of public domain...)

Still like the guy? If you don't think about the nuances of the businessworld, I suppose he's a marketing genius, though don't forget how many geniuses are also power mad... But even a minor glimpse shows how vile corporate life is, let alone everything Gates has done... sickening.

Indeed, that picture of Mr. Sneer has a digimark watermark on it...

[Endangered Specie]

15. Pickles stink, and so does she.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

16. What the hell is Tommy Ridge doing in that picture?

:shrug:

[Armand]

17. Looks like he's trying to squeeze out a big turd.

:puke:

[Mobius]

21. farting

I suspect:shrug:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

29. Oh, I guess I have a dirty mind...

looked to me like he was preparing to perform fellatio.

[DBoon]

19. My dog!

I love that old guy but....

How can any of those creatures whose visage you posted possibly pass gas? I though vampires and ghouls were immune to farts...

[absyntheNsugar]

20. This is a horrible poll!!!

Don't you know, everytime someone farts, small particles of feces (Let's call them 'farticles') are released into the air? Basically, it's as if someone is pooping in your nose...

[SmileyBoy]

22. Yeah, I know!!! Isn't it great???

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Mobius]

24. I felt it was a question that needed answering.

The people deserve the TRUTH!

[POed_Ex_Repub]

23. It's a close call

Especially since they all fart out of their mouths.

[Mrs. Venation]

25. You Have Quite A List of Noxious Expellers of Flatulence Here

but nothing and no one could hold a candle to my late dog, Buddy, in the farting arena. Buddy could clear a room, dare I say an entire house, with his farts. He could wake up the dead!

I miss that old dog so much, but I surely do not miss his flatulence.

Mrs. Venation

[Mobius]

26. :o Laura's leading by 6%

:o
BWAHAHAHAHA!:nuke:

[Mobius]

33. wooo hooo she's leading by 11% now!

All that Stepford wiven' is building up a lotta gas! :scared:

[Mobius]

27. OK that Crazy Laura pic needed avatarage:

:7

[I AM SPARTACUS]

28. CAPTION THESE FARTS...

We know that they're farting, but what are they thinking???

Fat Tony: "ahhh...judicious!

Unca Dick: "errrugh...damn, not stealthy enough. Not that I give a crap..."

Rumsferatu: "now, THAT's a known-known..."

Smirko: "mission accomplished..."

Jebbie: "Castro, say it was Castro..."

Horror Laura: "ooo, stepped on the gas...weeeeee!"

Ridge: "Orange...definitely orange."

DeLay: "hew...they don't call me the exterminator fer nuthin'"

Bowell: "fact!...now THAT'S a FACT..."

[Mobius]

30. ROTFLMAO!

I can't top those.

[I AM SPARTACUS]

35. thnx...

...smile...

[Mobius]

31. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THE FART POLL IS NOW FLAMING!

:nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke:

[Armand]

32. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Taeger]

34. Tom Delay because ....

He looks like he's been holding on to his for YEARS. I wouldn't want to be around for when he unclenches his ass cheeks.

[trogdor]

36. I'd say Ashcroft, but...

...his asshole is so tight, I doubt anything would make it out that way.

[Beaker]

37. whenever you can smell someone's fart-

it means that molecules that just left their anus have entered your nostrils, and are tickling the nerve endings deep in your sinuses.

think about that the next time you're on a crowded elevator...

[SmileyBoy]

39. Yeah, I know!!! Isn't it great???

:D

[mykpart]

38. Scalia has to be the worst.

First of all, all that garlic, and second, when he was an altar boy chances are some priest reamed his asshole real good, so he can let really BIG farts!

Rumsfeld can't fart - that's why he looks like that.

Tom Delay's breath smells like a fart because his nose is so far up Bush's ass!

Laura holds in her farts - that's why her ass is so wide.

Dubya is busy sniffing Cheney's farts, so nobody else knows what they smell like.

[SmileyBoy]

40. That's what I said!!! All the garlic!!!

:hurts:

[Mobius]

41. Well really, I'll bet Cheney's are really bad.

He's evil. I think fire shoots out.

[demodewd]

46. don't!!

Yeah. Don't play around with matches near that dude.

[The Zanti Regent]

42. You forgot Richard Perle

that guy is a walking cesspool that Rid-X coulldn't fix!

[Bundbuster]

47. Old Richard...gone but not forgotten

Forget about his farts - imagine the toxic breath.

You DO know he just QUIT his Pentagon "advisor" job, right?

[Panda1]

43. Other......Asa's

See Tom leaning in to secure it?


It's a trick question anyway..........they ALL stink. How can you possibly choose just one?

Which ones catch fire the fastest and shoot the highest flames?:evilgrin:

[Spirochete]

48. Rush

those anal cyst farts are the worst.

[Mobius]

49. Thank you for that visual

:puke:

[Spirochete]

50. No problem

I'm still green around the gills from thinking it up.

:puke:

[uncle ray]

51. i think this polls been freeped.

i mean come on.

[Mobius]

52. Well who do you think has the smelliest farts?

Laura and Delay were neck and neck the whole time. Delay just pulled in the lead.

[uncle ray]

57. i was being sarcastic

because bush was far from thw winner, i guess nobody wants to vote bush* for ANYTHING!

[Mobius]

69. i denoted your sarcasm dear,

But lets face it. Laura has manlier farts than he does :o

[Mobius]

53. kick

:hurts::kick:

[Mobius]

54. In case you missed it last night:

:kick:

[slappypan]

55. Laura

her favorite food is Tex-Mex, washed down w/ Margaritas

[Mobius]

56. I wouldnt want to have them 2 pull the covers over my head!

:puke:

[waterman]

58. Thank goodness Strom Thurmond never made the list

[Mobius]

62. dead men dont fart

:shrug:

[Dees]

59. Ann(thrax) Coulter..it's the reason for her extended neckline.

[Mobius]

64. nah, she never eats. what would she have gas from?

besides the hot air her lungs are obviously filled with.

[Dees]

71. In her case her odoriferous fumes are caused by

internal rotting and decay. Rotten to the core you might say. An involuntary release through all orifices.

[Mobius]

74. excellent point

youre a gas! :P

[terrya]

60. How about ol' Barbara Bush?

Terry

[Mobius]

65. she cant fart anymore.

it can only come out as a loose BM:hurts:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

61. clarence thomas!

[Mobius]

67. GOOD ONE!

All that Coke and pubic hair! EWWWW :nuke::nuke::nuke:

[ronnykmarshall]

63. I voted for Laura, but who's are the loudest?

I'd say Dick can rip out some thunder.

[Mobius]

70. Loudest? I'd have to give that to Scalia

If Cheney rips one too hard, he might stroke out.

[KCDem]

66. I take it farts won out over the nap?

;)

[Mobius]

72. Im gettin there

*yawns*

[tom_paine]

68. His name ain't Colon Foul for nothin'!

[Mobius]

73. He just blames it on Ridge, I think

:shrug: