This is fun, Political Speech Generator...

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http://www.radaronline.com/features/2008/09/create_your_own_party_acceptance_speech_presidential_

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Radlibs: Convention Edition
Create a magic, base-stirring moment with Radar's nomination acceptance speech generator
By Neel Shah

My Fellow Americans, it is with profound humility and great gratitude that I accept your nomination for the presidency of the United States.

Growing up as a young boy in Wassilla Alaska, where I spent my days studying Drivers Education so that I could one day go to college, and my nights fish picker so that I could put some food on the table for my 6 brothers and sisters, I never thought I'd be standing here today. I never thought I'd be standing here after facing racism in the Sudan while serving my country as a proud member of the NRA, or when standing up against corruption while a United States senator, either. But my fellow Americans, I am standing before you today, and for that, I am eternally grateful.

I didn't get here alone, of course. Far from it. Where would I be without my beautiful wife, pat, who is the smartest person I know? Or my 4 lovely daughters? You mean the world to me. I'm so proud of you.

But tonight isn't about what I've accomplished in the past. It's about what we're going to accomplish going forward. Together. You see, we stand here today at a crossroads. The issues we face—a(n) hard war abroad, a(n) panty-waist economy at home, and an uphill battle against polar bears—aren't red or blue issues. They're America's issues. Dealing with them is going to take a united front.

It's also going to take hard work. Being willing to answer the phone at 3 a.m. Dedication to the task at hand. Which is why, my fellow Americans, I've enlisted the help of the wonderful, talented, Governor Dan Quayle to be my vice president—your vice president—to help get this country back on track. his years of Judicial experience, willingness to confront the complacent Washington elite head on, and an upstanding reputation for greed are of vital importance to this ticket. I could not be happier.

America, we still have a lot of work to do, but I'm confident that we'll make it through these turbulent times and turn back the Democrats. God bless! And God save America.

[jeff30997]

1. Hi.Your link doesn't work but I managed to find the speech generator...

This is what came out(after a bit of trial and error):

My Dear Slaves, it is with profound humility and great smirking that I accept your nomination for the presidency of the United States.

Growing up as a young boy in Crawford, where I spent my days studying partying so that I could one day go to college, and my nights beer drinking so that I could put some food on the table for my 3 brothers and sisters, I never thought I'd be standing here today. I never thought I'd be standing here after facing hangovers in Yale while serving my country as a proud member of the Skull and bones, or when standing up against social security while a United States parasite, either. But my fellow Americans, I am standing before you today, and for that, I am eternally grateful.

I didn't get here alone, of course. Far from it. Where would I be without my beautiful wife, Pickles, who is the smartest person I know? Or my 2 lovely daughters? You mean the world to me. I'm so proud of you.

But tonight isn't about what I've accomplished in the past. It's about what we're going to accomplish going forward. Together. You see, we stand here today at a crossroads. The issues we face—a(n) great war abroad, a(n) sissy economy at home, and an uphill battle against poor peoples—aren't important or meaningful issues. They're America's issues. Dealing with them is going to take a united front.

It's also going to take hard work. Being willing to answer the phone at 3 a.m. Dedication to the task at hand. Which is why, my fellow Americans, I've enlisted the help of the wonderful, talented, evil Dick Cheney again to be my vice president—your vice president—to help get this country back on track. too many years of Executive experience, willingness to confront the complacent Washington elite head on, and an upstanding reputation for insanity are of vital importance to this ticket. I could not be happier.

America, we still have a lot of work to do, but I'm confident that we'll make it through these turbulent times and turn back the Constitution. God bless! And God save America.


http://www.radaronline.com/features/2008/09/create_your_own_party_acceptance_speech_presidential_race.php

I hope it works.The URL is too long.Thanks for the fun.:)