Songs McCain can use for the duration of his campaign which probably won't get his ass sued

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Jackson Browne...Van Halen...Heart.

Don;t they know McCain was a POW?



:rofl:

[Swede]

1. Orff's O Fortuna

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3kvtl59jY4

[pokerfan]

2. ...

This old man, he played one
He played knick-knack 'on my thumb
With a knick-knack, paddy-whack
Give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home

[jobycom]

3. When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again--serves two purposes.

First, it will remind all the servicefolk that in another 100 years they, too, like Johnny McCain, will get to come on home. Second, it will remind voters where McCain will go after he loses in November.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slt0Iq72MY8&feature=related

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. Or, the Irish anti-war song from which it gets its tune

While goin' the road to sweet Athy, hurroo, hurroo
While goin' the road to sweet Athy, hurroo, hurroo
While goin' the road to sweet Athy
A stick in the hand and a drop in the eye
A doleful damsel I heard cry,
Johnny I hardly knew ye

With your guns and drums and drums and guns, hurroo, hurroo
With your guns and drums and drums and guns, hurroo, hurroo
With your guns and drums and drums and guns
The enemy nearly slew ye
Oh my darling dear, ye look so queer
Johnny I hardly knew ye

Where are your eyes that were so mild, hurroo, hurroo
Where are your eyes that were so mild, hurroo, hurroo
Where are your eyes that were so mild
When my heart you so beguiled?
Why did ye skedaddle from me and the child?
Oh Johnny, I hardly knew ye

Where are your legs that used to run, hurroo, hurroo
Where are your legs that used to run, hurroo, hurroo
Where are your legs that used to run
When you went for to carry a gun
To be sure but your dancing days are done
Oh Johnny, I hardly knew ye

I'm happy for to see ye home, hurroo, hurroo
I'm happy for to see ye home, hurroo, hurroo
I'm happy for to see ye home
All from the island of Ceylon
So low in flesh, so high in bone
Oh Johnny I hardly knew ye

Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg, hurroo, hurroo
Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg, hurroo, hurroo
Ye haven't an arm, ye haven't a leg,
Ye're an armless, boneless, chickenless egg,
Ye'll have to be put with a bowl to beg,
Oh Johnny I hardly knew ye

They're rolling out the guns again, hurroo, hurroo
They're rolling out the guns again, hurroo, hurroo
They're rolling out the guns again,
But they never will take our sons again,
No they never will take our sons again,
Johnny I'm swearing to ye

[jobycom]

6. So you're saying

that McCain is Trig Palin's dad?!?!?


Where are your eyes that were so mild
When my heart you so beguiled?
Why did ye skedaddle from me and the child?
Oh Johnny, I hardly knew ye

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. I hadn't thought of that

But, hey, y'know...

[greblc]

4. Viva....

Viagra.

When he loses, he and Bob can do a commercial together.