Top 10 Passion Merchandising ideas

[a_random_joel]

And shouldn't Trent Reznor get royalties from the nails?

Caveat: I intend NO disrespect to any of my friends of faith. If you are easily offended, please do not read this. I believe humor is just as important, if not more important, than faith.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. How about the Passion Do-It-Yourself Crucifixion Kit?

I'd vote for that! Those that are so absorbed with the WWJD thing can now REALLY be like him!

[lazarus]

4. Sorry, no

Do-it-yourself just won't work.

No way to drive in that third nail.




(Thank you, Neil.)

[rustydog]

2. Resurrection...the perfume by Karl Lagerdal

Or:
The Messiah foot ointment...have a prostitute rub it on with her hair for a truly heavenly result.
or:
Casey kasem's top 10 Commandments!
Rising to the top of the charts boys and girls...Thou shall not bear false witness!"

Or:
Just in time for Halloween...Jesus's crown of thorns costume.

[EXE619K]

3. I voted for the Halloween costume.

"That'll teach those young heathens"!

[OneBlueSky]

5. the bobble-head Jesus . . .

with the directional light eyeballs . . . for the rear window of your car . . . oh, and something to hang from the rearview mirror . . .

[asteroid2003QQ47]

11. Brilliant !

Gotta love the bobble-head Jesus.

[waterman]

6. Didn't you forget the shish-ke-bob nail skewers?

Summer's just around the corner.

[a_random_joel]

7. Oh yeah, and the matching wine decorker!

Slogans:

"Now you can drink your savior's blood in style!"

or

"Give your bottled water a whole new taste!"

[waterman]

8. Ba-dump.... thanks for coming....drive safely...goodnight everyone!

[a_random_joel]

9. "Is this thing on?"

[Kadie]

10. Mel's Film Sparks Passion for Nails

The nail pendant is fashioned from a single nail made of pewter and attached to a leather strap, say officials of Bob Siemon Designs, which is licensed by Gibson’s Icon Productions to produce jewellery tied to the film.

more...


http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=2573575

[BlueJazz]

12. This reminds me of an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati

...when some preacher was selling "St.John the Baptist napkin holders" and "Our blessed Virgin Mary Steak Knives"

[screwfacecapone]

13. I'm all for

a first person shooter based on the passion.

We can also do a hip hop mixtape hosted by DJ Kay slay, and featuring 50 cent, jay-Z, jadakiss, lil kim, busta rhymes, snoop, g-unit, ludacris, DTP crew, ja rule, fat joe, eminem, d-12, esham, master p, lil jon, three six mafia, dmx, p diddy, and joe budden. Of course, it would have nothing do do with the movie beside the cover, but it would be one hell of a mixtape.


or better yet, a custom made bible, complete with a forward by mel gibson, and scenes from the movie!

[pagerbear]

14. Take alook at

Gadgets for God

[fortyfeetunder]

15. Extra Large M&M's

because after crucifixion, those little buggers would just fall through the holes in the hands!!!

[Armand]

16. Explain that Caveat to a few people on here.

:eyes:

I like "Passion: The Lunchbox."