I'm two teeth lighter than I was this morning — ask me anything

[Oeditpus Rex]

[OmahaBlueDog]

1. Drugs used today?

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Yes

:woohoo:

[bigwillq]

2. Will the Red Sox win the AL East?

Cause I sure as hell know it won't be the Yankees. :(

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. I'd have to look at their schedule, and the Rays'

But even if the Sox don't win it, they're more or less guaranteed the wild card.

All I know is the schedule favors the Dodgers slightly. Except for three games head-to-head with Arizona this weekend, everybody we play in September is under .500, while the Snakes still have four more with St. Louis.

'Course, the Cardinals' pathetic excuse for a bullpen didn't help us any today. x(

[mcctatas]

4. Did you bite someone in the nose and they just popped out?

:hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. I don't know anyone with a nose that substantial

:D

[mcctatas]

7. .....

:rofl:

[democracyindanger]

8. What'd you do to get punched in the mouth?

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Went to St. Paul

and set up a stand where I gave out free condoms and PETA literature.

[democracyindanger]

11. !

Nicely played. :rofl:

[DarkTirade]

10. Two at once is always fun.

I've had four pulled total, two sets of two.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

12. why?

:hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. Because

They were bein' bad. :(

[Tuesday Afternoon]

17. did you give the rest of them a good talking to?

let Spike Jones do the talking...;) :hug: feel better soon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZOCKecSzqY

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. ...

:rofl:



Nah, I put 'em on time out. :P



I love Spike Jones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkvUav5-dqg



:hug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Ouch...

Follow your dentist's instructions to the letter...
Hope you're better soon! :hug::hug::hug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. I'm pretty much okay now

'cept that I can't really eat. :(

The dentist called me a couple hours ago to see how I was doing. Awfully damned nice of him.

I was under sedation, so I don't remember much of it. The pain's no worse than your average headache, and I've still got a few Vicodin, so...

But, thanks. :hug:

[JVS]

15. Look at those happy children!

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. Well, it's not because of co-caine

And the ad should not be taken to imply that it is.