My SPAM Says I Can Have The Body Of A Supermodel! What Do YOU Think?

[matcom]

did a Google and found what Google says is a "Supermodel".

Well, HOW DO I LOOK DAMMIT?? Should I Join The Program??

[Champion Jack]

1. Write that check Now!!

[GOPisEvil]

2. You are the reason bags were invented.

:P

[RC]

3. Well, maybe if you uesd some body & face Nair....

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. There ARE male supermodels

[BR_Parkway]

5. Finally, something worth buying those penis enlargement pills for.

[LynneSin]

6. Hun, you know there are some male supermodels out there

You could get a body like Tyrese's

[matcom]

10. not on page ONE of Google!

:P

[LynneSin]

16. try googling MALE SUPERMODEL

:shrug:

[matcom]

18. no thanks

:P

[Skittles]

11. UH

his belly button looks like . . . A TONGUE

[DS1]

13. Well, you know what they say about learning to use...

:evilgrin:

[DS1]

7. Gentleman, start your bidding! The New Dale Earnhardt Memorial

Matcom Lovetoy is up for grabs, and she'll increase your stamina ~and~ length!

[Skittles]

8. LOL

I AM TAKING YOU TO A BUFFET !!!

[Endangered Specie]

9. What are you trying to turn me off of women (and men too)? lol

[Richardo]

12. A true butter face!

Her body's GREAT, but her face.... x(

[MrBenchley]

14. My cousin had the body of a supermodel

until the cops dug up his basement and found it....

[Bozola]

15. I don't know if you'd really want it...

it would seem to me that it would depend on how long the body's been dead.

Personally, I've gotten a lot of spam in my time, but I've never seen any pertaining to necrophiliacs. You must visit some rather unusual forums...

[KamaAina]

17. I thought you already did

well, the ass of one, anyway...:evilgrin:

[blondeatlast]

19. Matcom, darling--your foundation MUST match the skin on your

neck.

Ask Mrs. Matcom.

Tsk, tsk. An autumn wearing winter base... (shakes head sadly)

[northofdenali]

20. matcom, come clean the Pepsi off my keyboard and monitor.

Then you can tell me how to make my nose stop stinging. Never had Pepsi through the nose before.

OMFG, that's insane. WHY did I click on this post? WHY?

:loveya:

[DS1]

21. I see he's adopted the Janet Jackson tan

:hi:

[Forkboy]

22. If you got the body of a supermodel

I suggest giving it back before you get it all wrinkled!

[Whitacre D_WI]

23. I'd put a flag over your face...

...and do you for glory.

Seriously, matcom, nice rack! :loveya:

[SOteric]

24. Yes, - You CAN have the body of a supermodel.

But Mrs. matcom will no doubt kick your ass to the curb if she finds out about it. :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

25. Unless Mrs. matcom is the owner of said body.

It could happen. :-)

[Padraig18]

26. Turn around, and I'll tell you.

I'm a confirmed ass man. :evilgrin:

[matcom]

27. you mean you haven't seen ENOUGH of MY ass?

:P