Screw snowboarding. When does a vasectomy stop hurting?

[TXlib]

It's been almost two weeks.


Ow
Ow
Ow
Ow

[phatkatt]

1. AH! Don't say that! I'm scheduled for next week!

Doc better give me good drugs.

[TXlib]

2. It frickin' hurts!

There's a vas deferens between talking about it and doing it.

Let your wife observe. It will be therapeutic for her.

[VelmaD]

3. God you are SUCH a baby

:eyes:

:P

[reprehensor]

6. F that!

Tell your wife to get her tubes tied! Why should you be spayed? I mean nuetered. Or whatever.

(I have been snipped. Never again!...well, I guess I don't really have to worry about that...)

[Scairp]

12. How misogynistic of you

The wife should have invasive surgery so he can avoid a simple outpatient procedure? What a nice....whatever you are.:mad:

[lojasmo]

4. I hurt for about a week

On day five I worked a 16 hour shift, and had to spend 30 minutes every three hours sitting with an ice bag on my nuts.

You shouldn't be hurting anymore, IMO. See your doctor.

J

[trumad]

5. I got mine 2 weeks ago as well....LOL

It's getting there.... SO...have you cleansed the vessel yet? That's the fuunnest part....

[CanuckAmok]

11. I agree...two weeks is too long.

I was pain-free after a couple of days.

See your doctor!

[elfwitch]

7. My husband took about 2 months to completely heal...

The super sensitive ouch stopped aftr about three weeks.

[Room101]

8. Can you still ejaculate after a vasectomy? /nt

.

[phatkatt]

9. Well, considering I'm supposed to take in a "sample" ...

... I guess so.

The doc didn't tell me how to get it into the jar, though.

[ironflange]

14. Put the open jar across the room

And make a game of it!

:evilgrin:

[phatkatt]

15. "He shoots, he scores!!!"

.

[CanuckAmok]

13. Yes. Everything appears exactly the same.

It's a good thing to do.

And knowing there's no chance of an unwanted pregnancey makes sex more fun, IMO.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. When your balls grow back (nt)

[JM]

16. Did you follow

your doc's instructions to the letter? I did and I was pain free in four days. You are supposed to lay down for the first two days, and actually pack a bag of frozen peas or corn on your privates. No joke. It works.

Right after my doc finished, he told me there was another person waiting in the lobby. He asked if I would walk out bent over and moaning just to scare the shit out of the guy...

A friend of mine had his done around the same time. He and his wife were back in action less than a week later because he was so nervous about testing the plumbing. They are nuts. (Pun intended)

Later,
JM

[SoCalDem]

17. My friend's husband did not go back for the follow-up..

They called his "reluctance".... Jacob :)

[TXlib]

18. Actually, I'm fine.

I'm just trying to make the men of DU cringe.

[Richardo]

19. It might be less tender if you stopped screwing snowboards!

:eyes: