I'm confused! Which one's the man and which one's the woman?

[Pale Blue Dot]

I can't keep these 2 straight. Maybe it's the similar handles....

[KCDem]

1. I'm still trying to figure that one out myself.

Hm, here's a clue:

I use the remote.
I drive.
I mow the lawn.

I am woman.

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. He must not be much of a man if he lets you have the remote.

On the other hand, for getting you to mow the lawn, he is ALL man in my book!

[KCDem]

7. Yeah, I hold the remote while he gets me my beer.

We may be a bit backward, but it works.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Judging by outward appearance...

...TXlib is definitely a man...KCDem is definitely a woman. ;-)

[KCDem]

3. are you hitting on me, Mr. Evil?

:evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

6. Never! You're a married woman!

O8)

[TXlib]

9. Yes, but KCDem had me neutered.

So I am only half a man now.

[GOPisEvil]

12. Yeah, well, I haven't seen you since the big snip.

:D

[TXlib]

15. All bruised, swollen to the size of a large orange "down there"

And schmaltzy commercials make me cry now.

[KCDem]

16. he doesn't look much different

Aside from the perma-wince on his face.

[GOPisEvil]

17. After reading his thread describing the "procedure", I have one too.

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

5. which one forgets to put the toilet seat down?

[KCDem]

8. neither, actually.

I've got him trained pretty well.

[TXlib]

10. Just for that...

I'm leaving the plunger in the toilet tonight!

[TXlib]

11. Who the frick voted that KCDem is the man?!

:wtf:

[Whitacre D_WI]

19. It would be unladylike for me to say.

:P

[KCDem]

13. who the hell voted for me?

:mad:

Actually, I don't care. And TXLib's handle is similar to mine because he's uncreative. I joined back when we were living in Missouri; he joined about a year later.

[Whitacre D_WI]

18. Hee hee hee!

I know who's who, I'm just playin' wit' ya. :bounce:

[KCDem]

20. looks like you weren't the only one, though!

:hi:

[DK666]

14. Hmmmm

Does it matter ?