What will the sequel to "The Passion of the Christ" be called?

[bif]

Christ: The Heavenly Years?

[THUNDER HANDS]

1. "Weekend At Christies"

:shrug:

[bif]

2. Or how about the prequel..."If I were a Carpenter"?

n/t

[THUNDER HANDS]

or we can jump right ahead to part 9

Jesus Takes Manhattan

:D

[Dookus]

3. Passion II: the Revenge

[bif]

4. Passion: Reloaded

n/t

[reprehensor]

5. Dead Man Walking n/t

[Kamika]

6. Passion II: The Return

topic

[Fenris]

7. The Passion of the Christ 2: The Search for Jesus

Quite apropos, I think.

[Bertha Venation]

8. The Bullshit of The Paul.

eom

[BurtWorm]

14. Ha ha!

I like it! We'll get Mel Gibson himself to star!

[DuctapeFatwa]

9. How to Get a Shitload of Promotion For Your Movie Absolutely Free

Mel Gibson, in association with the Anti-Defamation League, presents...

[felonious thunk]

10. The Passion of the Christ II: The Resurrection

The Trailer

Scene of Jews and Romans drinking and being merry
Voice over: They thought they'd killed him. They thought wrong.

Scene of people looking through an empty tomb with sound
Mark: Where is He?
Peter: They stole him! That's what they did!
John: Oh no, he's baaaaack. They can't kill The Christ

Quick flash of lightning, then scene turns dark and foggy
Voice over: When you're God, you're hard to kill. They thought they'd killed him, but they only made him stronger

Scene of resurrected Jesus with a look of revenge on His face
Voice over: This Easter, get Resurrected.

Scene of violence and fighting set to techno music.

Cut to details of the film.

[PVnRT]

11. Christ II: The Revenge

:shrug:

[Dookus]

12. Halloween XXVII: Jason vs. Jesus

[xultar]

13. Autopsy of Passions: Jesus Christ wounds exposed n/t

[meegbear]

15. The Passion of the Christ II

Electric Boogaloo

[Nostradammit]

16. Smoking in Bed with the Christ.

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[ronnykmarshall]

17. Jesus vs. Mothra!

[BurtWorm]

18. Re-Passion of the Christ: Flog Harder