W. Bush Stops By Your House For Dinner, What Would You Serve Him?

[The Democratic Kid]

OK here's the deal. Our beloved W. decides he wants to see how we peasants live so he puts a bunch of names in a hat and picks your family to dine with. He showes up at your house with all the little hungry pigs in his crew, What Would You Serve To them? Have Fun. Dem.Kid...

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Sadly, we won't be home.

heheheheheheheheh...but I might leave a bowl of dog food on the porch.

[BigMcLargehuge]

2. sorry, no food... no job to buy food.

[Loonman]

3. My ass

I'll even get him a spoon.

[VOX]

4. He would find out how hard it is for me to put food on him.

But I'm thinking a custard pie...:evilgrin:

[TlalocW]

5. Nothing, but if the media came along...

I would be on the porch in a rocking chair and a shotgun yelling, "Git offa mah land, you Yankee carpetbagger!" Not that I have anything against Yankees since I am one.

TlalocW

[AquariDem]

6. My swift-moving boot

I'm not going to say where it would hit.

[leftchick]

7. I have three cats...

There is plenty of cat shit from their boxes to go around.

[Arugula Latte]

11. Pretzels -- one after another after another until ....

[WLKjr]

30. ......

ummm......chokes......again?

[Kool Kitty]

71. That's what I was going to say.

A big bowl of the biggest chunks from the litter box. Oh, yeah-and a non-alcohol beer.

[Shoedogg]

8. I'd make him...

...eat his parents.

;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. I don't serve bigoted homophobes in my home

Not Bush..not my next door neighbor.

[Ganja Ninja]

10. A nice frosty mug of Drano..

and a shit sandwich.

[fudge stripe cookays]

15. We have a winner! n/t

[Fenris]

12. Humble pie

And a warm glass of piss.

[phatkatt]

13. Fish caught from the Tennessee River (downsteam of missle plant)

Along with a chemical analysis of all toxins contained therein.

[NuckinFutz]

19. the analysis to be

handed over AFTER he eats the fish, of course

[GOPisEvil]

14. Crap...I just threw out the spinach that had liquefied.

If I had known he was coming, I'd have served him that. Oh, and the luncheon meat past it's freshness date as well.

[truthspeaker]

16. Articles of impeachment

PhatKatt's suggestion is the best though.

[Demonaut]

17. a Subpoena for crimes against humanity

[trogdor]

18. DiGiorno pizza.

Unlike the rest of you, I'd go to work on him, explaining why he's so full of shit. I would engage him for the entire evening, and there wouldn't be one frame of video he could use for anything. I'd have some fun, though.

[RFK MLK PW]

20. A big juicy delicious hamburger

from an animal who, sadly, died of 'mad cow' disease; but he ain't coming inside.

[bif]

21. It's B.O.Y. Georgie Boy!

Including the booze. I'm not wasting my valuable time cooking for you!

[WLKjr]

22. I would make him pay my tuition....

with a $2000 fundraiser dinner for myself to help with rising tuition costs, at which he would eat a buffet dinner from golden corral that I ordered and I made him pay for all the while he claims he cannot eat garbage alongside average peasants like us, 'cough' I mean Americans like us.

Also would make him tip every waiter/waitress/cook there what they make in 2 months salarie plus tips and tell them how he is making thier lives better and more affordable.

[arwalden]

23. Shit On A Shingle

No... literally... SHIT on a shingle.

That little pig fucker isn't worthy of eating the ticks off a dog or bovine anal warts.

-- Allen

[burythehatchet]

70. I'll make a little variance on that dish

and prepare some shit on a stick - that way he can have it to go. bye

[blindpig]

24. regurgitated mice & funky turtle water

let me entertain you....................(hope its on cage cleaning day1)

[Ladyhawk]

69. Don't forget the side of shed snake skins!

:evilgrin:

[Kahuna]

25. Pretzels! What else?

:eyes:

[CO Liberal]

28. And a Vodka Chaser

:-)

You'll never convince ME that drunk stopped drinking.

[Thistle42]

57. No, No, No!

along with the pretzels, you offer him "wind pudding and rabbit tracks and a pine float!" In other words, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

[MissMillie]

26. Spaghetti

w/ sauce & meatballs and probably a salad

Maybe some jello for dessert.

I'm on a budget.

[proud patriot]

27. Yes .. On the condition the my son do all the talking

;-)

[wysimdnwyg]

29. I'd serve him my foot

Squarely up his ass.

[jus_the_facts]

Fish heads and rice............

.....fish heads...fish heads....eat them up yum!! :evilgrin:

[DifferentStrokes]

31. French onion soup

French bread.

Then we get to the nuked North Korean appetizers.

Background music as appropriate.

A long politically charged meal -- with monologue -- you don't think I'd let that idiot get a word in edgewise, do you?

[historian]

32. heres din dins for chimp

Appetizer - deep fried rat intestine (anything deep fried is good to him)
Salad - rotted lettuce with arsenic sauce
Main course - a nice piece of buzzard stuffed with live leeches, and a touch of strychnine powder
Dessert - frozen horse rectal opening covered in sewer sauce.
After dinner drink - a nice cup of toxic liquer - anthrax preferably

[Faygo Kid]

33. A Knuckle Sandwich?

See you in the concentration camp in the second Bush term for that one.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

34. Well, I'd show him how a real Democrat behaved.

I have too many manners and too big a heart to give him something nasty to eat. I'd probably make my baked chicken Rotini Alfredo, bake a good Mrs. Smith's apple pie and sit down for a talk about what being a Christian really means. I hate that bastard, but I wouldn't be rude or inhospitable. I just wasn't raised that way.
Duckie

[Zookeeper]

35. A bologna sandwich.

He claims to like them and baloney pretty much sums up Dubya.

[Old and In the Way]

36. I'd order takeout from Halliburton.

You know, buy 6 meals, pay for 15. Make him eat it and stick him with the bill.

[nannygoat]

37. Yellowcake for dessert... n/t

[Supormom]

38. Well, I'm from Minnesota so it would have to be...

Lutefisk! Mmm

[TXlib]

39. Now, that's just plain evil.

[Habibi]

40. Crow, I hope.

[aldian159]

41. I'd actually serve him legit food

Greek cuisine, lamb, spinach pie, etc.

However, after he and I tapped into the bottle or orzo I keep for special occasions, I'd make him confess to everything in a drunken stupor, then sell the tape to both the NTY and the WaPost.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

42. The most delicious dinner imaginable...

Prepared by a gay atheist liberal cook. Inform him of the cook's attributes only AFTER dinner.

[RT Atlanta]

43. menu

There'd be piles of blow of the tables and counters like and SRV recording session (prior to him sobering up) and homemade "brownies" for munching on. :)

Seriously, "humble pie" is a great one as someone noted above.

[mopinko]

44. poison toadstools

and magic mushrooms

[BurtWorm]

45. Eight buckets of tennis balls

One at a time. By machine.

[K8-EEE]

46. Not No But Hell No

Sit down with the guy who is responsible for the deaths of all those service people, and thousands of Iraqis and who is raping the environment and setting up the fucking end of the world? HELL NO!

[Burma Jones]

47. A Large Piece of my Mind

[radfringe]

48. same thing he's been serving us for the past 4 years

a big heaping plate of bushit

[elfwitch]

49. Food cooked with fiberglass....

for openers.

[Bertha Venation]

50. Did you ever see "The Prince of Tides"?

Remember when the mom fed the asshole husband dog food? :evilgrin:

[Bridget Burke]

51. A bunch of tequila....

Then I'll ask him some pointed questions--and tape the results! Ought to be interesting!

[Devil Dog Dem]

52. Poop

and lot's of it.

[watercolors]

53. good ole stand bye

shit on a shingle, most older veterans know that one!

[Endangered Specie]

54. PRETZELS!!!

:evilgrin:

[The Democratic Kid]

55. The Kids Menu

oysters raw soaked in dog vomit and for dessert a tung of dog piss cake..emmmmmmmmmm emmmmmmmmmmmm

[GoddessOfGuinness]

56. Merde du Chien

avec sauce à pisse de chat.

C'est un rapport simple mais élégant.

[guitar man]

58. Bread and water

While I explain to him that's what him and his cabal should be eating while wearing orange jumpsuits. :nuke:

[11 Bravo]

59. Until certain provisions within the Patriot Act are repealed,

I am reluctant to offer a truthful response.

[ronnykmarshall]

60. Slam the door in his face.

Then yell: Sorry but we don't serve YOUR type here.

[elcondor]

61. Three-eyed fish!

A la the Simpsons! The episode was just on for me. After the government threatens to shut down his nuclear power plant because of the environmental hazards (including the mentioned three-eyed fish) Burns decides to run for governor so he can decide "what's safe and what's not." The last night of the campaign, he has dinner at the Simpson home as a publicity stunt to appeal to the average person. Marge, who strongly favors his opponent, makes him literally eat his own words by serving him the three-eyed fish! :-)

[Deja Q]

62. Horse parts?

Horse testicles
Horse tongue
Horse pee-pee (sorry, can't say it)
Horse eyeballs
Horse bladder...

This is gross, you know I'd (albeit politely and with a sense of honor and dignity he clearly lacks) tell him "Thanks but no thanks"

[Onlooker]

63. Spot

EOM

[northofdenali]

64. A baked

chickenhawk.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

65. Chickenhawk Livers - With fava beans and a nice chianti

nt

[LuLu550]

66. Salmonella with a side of bird flu

n/t

[Spirochete]

67. Catsup and water soup.

"Sorry the food isn't better, Mr. President. It's all I've been able to afford since you took office. And I mean TOOK literally."

[Aristus]

68. I'd serve him

a big thick packet of legal papers and a subpoena.

Charges:

Election fraud
Conspiracy to commit Election fraud
Waging aggressive war
Conspiracy to wage aggressive war
Judicial misconduct
Lying
Bribery
Racketeering
Corruption
Murder
Mass murder
Terrorism
Crimes against humanity
Violation of international law
Contempt of Congress
Violation of the 1st, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th Amendments
Perjury
Impersonating the President
Pandering
Gross misuse of government funds
Gross misconduct

Hmm. That's just off the top of my head. Yeah, I'd serve him, all right.

[baldguy]

72. Philosophy's roach.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x807536

[Mountainman]

73. Not a damn thing! I'd tell him to get his lying ass off my property

[ElsewheresDaughter]

74. some wonderful wild mushrooms i gathered in the woods by my home

yummy :evilgrin:

[pintobean]

75. Sweet & Sour Rat

[DemBones DemBones]

76. I think I'd go with my

brother's famous "Alpo and Brown Rice Casserole."

It was developed during one of Bush Pere's misadministrations (face it, Poppy had three terms -- he was Reagan's Cheney.)

[SOteric]

77. I'd get the name of the Japanese caterer who cooked for his dad

at that state dinner.

[kodi]

78. i'd reach for my velma barfield cook book

.

[Dees]

79. Texas Mountain Oysters

[MAlibdem]

80. We's a working family

Tonight i had store bought ribs, mixed vegetables, and ice cream. I figure id give him whatever i was eating.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

81. Waffles Smothered In Ro-Tel

Texans aren't Texans unless they smother everything in Ro-Tel. And waffles are becoming one of Bush's favorites.