Which Is More Painful (a question for both men and women)

[THUNDER HANDS]

If you had to imagine, since you can only have one or the other...

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. blue balls only bother me once in a while, but menstrual cramps

bug me at least 12 times a year!

:evilgrin:

[TlalocW]

2. What about...

Riding a bike and standing up on the pedals and the chain breaks?

TlalocW

[BiggJawn]

30. He said "BLUE" balls, not red-hot screaming balls...

Even after 30 years, I'm still hesitant to get out of the saddle and stand on a climb. I can still feel it!

[GOPisEvil]

3. PMS is monthly and more difficult to relieve.

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. Don't tell MrGrumpy that...

:evilgrin:

[Loonman]

4. Blue balls are easy to fix

Cramps aren't.

[MissMillie]

5. Well, actually

It would seem that vasocongestion (aka "blue balls" in men) is a condition from which women can suffer as well.


http://search.netscape.com/ns/boomframe.jsp?query=%22blue+balls%22&page=1&offset=0&result_url=redir%3Fsrc%3Dwebsearch%26amp%3BrequestId%3Dfc114bb243971c52%26amp%3BclickedItemRank%3D1%26amp%3BuserQuery%3D%2522blue%2Bballs%2522%26amp%3BclickedItemURN%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.scarleteen.com%252Fboyfriend%252Ffbi_blueballs.html%26amp%3BinvocationType%3D-%26amp%3BfromPage%3DNSCPIndex2&remove_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scarleteen.com%2Fboyfriend%2Ffbi_blueballs.html

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. you learn something new here everyday

thanks for the link. I always wondered what the condition was, and never thought to search the term.

Huh... cool...

Thanks :)

[THUNDER HANDS]

8. yeah but

I'd imagine it's not as painful for a woman to walk or sit down if she has blue balls, or blue ovaries, or whatever it is you would call vasocongestion.

Right?

[MissMillie]

10. I wouldn't know

The link indicates that the pain would involve the vulva, so I assume that walking and sitting might be uncomfortable, but not having any first-hand knowledge, I couldn't tell ya.

[bif]

14. Yeah, just ask Ann Coulter.

I'll bet she hasn't gotten any in a long time.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. yes they can

and from having had both ...i say pms far worse

[AquariDem]

9. The actual period is more of a hassle

than PMS, so I guess I'll have to go with blue balls.

[Robroy]

11. To cure blue balls..

simply grab the bumper of the nearest truck and try your absolute best to lift it off the ground. I call it frustration dispersement.

[Snow]

12. Which is more fun?

a pelvic exam checking for cervical cancer,
or
a digital rectal exam checking for prostate cancer
?
experienced responses only, please.

[hippiechick]

15. Actually some ob-gyns do rectal exams too

...as part of the pelvic exam - its a way to examine the back side of the uterus for lumps/cysts.

Care to have both a pelvic AND a rectal exam in the same sitting and then complain about being a guy ??


:hippie:

[Snow]

20. And, we have a vote for the combined exam....

although you really need a prostate gland and an inexperienced examiner for that frisson as they figure out just how much pressure they need to apply.

[hippiechick]

13. Dude, whassamatta ? Can't get a date ?

:evilgrin:


:hippie:

[THUNDER HANDS]

17. I don't know what it is

I was with her last night and got it. Now she just popped in my office for two seconds and I got it again.

This is staggeringly painful.

ow ow ow ow ow

[VelmaD]

19. Dude...find an empty bathroom...

or something and deal with it so we don't have to listen to you whine. ;-)

[THUNDER HANDS]

21. excuse me, I'm in pain here!

I'm easing myself into seats like I'm sitting on a bed of nails. I'm all hunched over. Walking is about as fun as being punched in a crotch by a powerlifting midget.

This is *not* fun.

:(

[hippiechick]

22. All because you want a piece of a** ?

Damn.


:hippie:

[VelmaD]

24. That was not a joke...

go and *coughcough* "take matters into your own hands". Sheesh. Simple solution. This ain't exactly rocket science we're talking about. :eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

25. No kidding - you've got a built in solution to your problem.

Heck, you've even got your own built in fantasy. Sheesh!

[Beetwasher]

27. The Solution Never Worked For Me

I'd relieve myself but I'd still ache for quite a while...:shrug: Go figure...

[Florida_Geek]

18. You missed Yak Balls

:evilgrin:

[bif]

23. I think male PMS is probably more painful

n/t

[Lydia Leftcoast]

26. PMS and cramps are not the same thing

Cramps can be really, really bad. Imagine an attaack of cramping diarrhea, only you can't get rid of the pain.

[fudge stripe cookays]

28. Add horrific backache to the equation and you've got it nailed...

[arwalden]

29. NO SEX THREADS