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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 04:36 AM
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It's ALL CLINTON'S FAULT...
that August has been so dry here in Maryland.


What else is Clinton's fault?

buffy
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 05:10 AM
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1. Radioactive canines
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 05:17 AM
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2. Don't forget that it's Clinton's fault that..
.. the "San Andreas Fault" is in the news as well.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 05:18 AM
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3. His penis is responsible for Katrina and global warming.
And also for the worst 8 years in history from president shit-for-brains.

His penis is mighty powerful and responsible like that, ya know.

I think Clinton's penis also has something to do with all the bird shit on my car right now. x(
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 07:19 AM
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4. i thinkit is his fault that i have a lot of weeds in my yard
that penis has strange powers from what i have heard
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 07:50 AM
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5. It's actually raining here today. Can we thank Clinton for that?
:hi:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 07:54 AM
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6. No. We must blame him that it's not enough.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 08:30 AM
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7. It's already stopped! Now that is Clinton's fault!
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Seeking Serenity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 08:31 AM
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8. Dirty wax build-up.
He hasn't been by to clean out my ears in months.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 08:57 AM
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9. No, it's ALL Clinton's fault
that August has been so rainy here in NH.

And about those noisy crickets, I know Big Dawg's responsible .... know it (humph, humph).
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ElboRuum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 09:28 AM
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10. Ring around the collar?
No?

The heartbreak of psoriasis?

No, eh?

Dutch Elm disease?

No...

Damn, this is difficult...

I know, GRAVITY!... what? No?

I give up...
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southpaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-28-08 09:40 AM
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11. Oh, it's much worse than you think!
Sarah Michelle Gellar is a neo-con because of Clinton!

Both Buffy and Angel were cancelled becuse of Clinton!

Anne Rice seems to have faded into obscurity over the past 8 years.

Yep.

Clinton's fault!





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