"States Rights My Butt!" --Rush Limbaugh

[FunBobbyMucha]

I just heard the Fat Junkie say this on his golden EIB microphone. Jokes?

[Armand]

1. Why are you listening to him?

[IrateCitizen]

4. We have our fair share of masochists here

CO Liberal listens to Rush and Ins-Hannity every day. It's a wonder that his head hasn't exploded yet!

[mermaid]

12. Keep Your Friends Close....Keep Your Enemies CLOSER!!!

This is why liberals listen to Pigboy. I'll confess to listening to about 1/2 and hour two or three times a week, just so I know what Pigboy and his ilk are up to...I can't tolerate any more than the limited exposure I subject myself to.

We listen because of the basic tenet of "Know Thy Enemy."

[FunBobbyMucha]

13. It fuels my rage

and that whole 'keep your enemies closer' thing. And I play a game where I jump back and forth betweeen him and O'Lielly and see if they're on the same topic.

BTW, my favorite/most hated O'Lielly conversational tic is his insistent: "Come on!!!!" I have a friend who's done that since fifth grade, it makes me wanna knock his teeth out.

[thebaghwan]

20. I have a question for both you and Mermaid

If you listen to Rush that is up to you. I think it is an entire waste of time and you are as hooked as the dittoheads. What he is going to say on any topic is entirely predictable.

So my questions is: do you spend a comparable amount of time doing something that will rid us of Bush and his ilk? If so, would you share what it is you do?

[TheMightyFavog]

14. Know thy enemy.

End of Line.

[pstokely]

29. if you do listen to hate radio

write down the advertisers, post them here, and contact them

[Richardo]

2. "Urp.....brain.....hemorraging.....too...many....jokes............."

Argh!! :nuke:

[cprise]

3. Rush's Butt: The Cystine Chapel

.

[Fenris]

6. MAHAHAHAHAHA

EXCELLENT!

[Richardo]

7. Ba dum bump...*cymbal crash*

Going to be here all week? :D

[Bake]

25. That's the best -- hands down, end of story!!

Bake

[Fenris]

5. "...and after the break, why abortion should be decided by the states"

"And not by the federal government."

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[mermaid]

10. WHaaaaaaaaaaat?

Rush is GAY??
That's news to me!

Oh, I hope it's true...and I hope he gets outted big-tiime if he is! I'll dance on his grave!

speaking of which, there's rumor, to wit, that Texas Governor Rick Perry's wife left him, left the Governor's Mansion, and is about to file for divorce, because she caught Perry in bed with another man....to be exact, another state official, and I disremember his title, but the name Connor comes to mind.

Mind you, this is just rumor I picked up somewhere, but how funny if it's true!!

[pagerbear]

15. Excuse me, but....

why is his alleged gayness reason to hate him?

[cprise]

16. Because opressing others with his choices

...is no way to treat people just because he's chosen to be a repressed homophobe.

[pagerbear]

21. So what you're saying ....

...is that being hateful and vicious is not reason enough?

[cprise]

28. Being a self-hating closet case is hyper-hypocritical

It adds to the incentive.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

18. Wait...someone married that big fat idiot?!

She must be a glutton for punishment. I just got images in my head of them...you know...and I just threw up a little...
Duckie

[Fenris]

23. Honey, that's his THIRD marriage

[YellowRubberDuckie]

24. What happened to the sanctity of marriage?

I mean, don't the rethugicans realize they can't save the sanctity of something that has already been destroyed, in most cases BY THEMSELVES!? Gays can't ruin something that is already so far gone it's ridiculous. Anyway, Rush is a freaking hypocrite...freak...

Duckie

[lovedems]

9. He should have said "my anal cyst butt"

but then he would have to remind everybody how HE got out of Vietnam.

[terrya]

11. Rush + butt = loss of appetite

That imagery isn't doing much for my lunch right now...

:-)

Terry

[cprise]

17. What do states rights have to do with stretch marks?

I don't get it...

[bif]

19. I don't wanna hear about your butt, Rush!

Keep it to yourself olease. I just had lunch. And it wasn't a very good one.

[Kamika]

22. I'm wondering somehting about Rush

Is he religious in any way?

[Bake]

26. Yeah, he worships himself

And he thinks he's God.

Then again, he also worships his money, so maybe that's his god.

Bake

[Bonhomme Richard]

27. Not in any way you would define religious.