The League of Bizzare Bootleg Subtitles

[AmericanErrorist]

Quatermain: Mrs Harker, I doubt if you measure danger, the way I do!
Subtitle: Mrs. Hacker, I doubt if you measure of danger, the way I do?

Mina: And I imagine you were quite the librarian, Mr. Quatermain...
Subtitle: And I imagine was quite equilibrium, Mr. Quatermain

Mina: All those books you must have read just by looking at the covers
Subtitle: The books you must have read me by looking at the covers

Quatermain: I've had women along on past exploits...
Subtitle: I had women along in past days

Quatermain And found them to be, at best... a distraction
Subtitle: And found them to be the best... of a distraction

Mina: Do I distract you?
Quatermain: My dear girl, I've buried two wives, and many lovers...
Subtitle: A day ago, I married 2 wifes and many of them...

Quatermain: And I'm in no mood for any more of either
Subtitle: And I have no mood for more of idle

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