So is it proper to put the ketchup and mustard on top of the sauerkraut

[MrCoffee]

or should it go on top of the hot dog, then the kraut on top of the ketchup and mustard?

[Beer Snob-50]

1. the condiments should go on top of the hotdog

and thanks for making me hungry for a dog with kraut on it!

[MrCoffee]

12. run, don't walk, to your nearest dog vendor

[Dr. Strange]

2. Step 1: add mustard.

Step 2: enjoy.

Ketchup and sauerkraut? What's wrong with you?

[MrCoffee]

4. You know who eats hot dogs with mustard only?

Communists

[TZ]

6. Hmm. The only good dog is a nekkid dog

nothing on mine! (file this under true but unsurprising, right?):D

[Lasher]

32. What?

Thou doest blaspheme.

[TK421]

3. Who the hell mixes ketchup with sauerkraut? Mustard, definitely..but ketchup?

mutant

[MrCoffee]

5. You know who eats hot dogs with mustard and sauerkraut only?

Al Quaeda

[TK421]

15. Al Quaeda? Who's that?

I don't know many guys named Al, but if I did I'm sure they would agree with me that ketchup with sauerkraut is an abomination

[MrCoffee]

17. Do you want McCain to win?

Why do you want McCain to win?

[TK421]

18. I'm sure even McCain isn't crazy enough to mix ketchup with sauerkraut

and thats the closest thing to praise you'll hear from me.

It's still gross, by the way

[MaggieSwanson]

7. Kraut is always on top.

Otherwise the ketchup and mustard will slide around...


Edited to add:

Out of curiousity, do you prefer sauerkraut with or sans caraway seeds?

[MrCoffee]

9. See, now we finally get a real answer!

So you're saying the fluid viscosity of the sauerkraut will effect the performance of the dog? Interesting...I'm sure the structural integrity of the bun will factor in somehow.

[MaggieSwanson]

19. The dog's performance is irrelevent ...

'tis the regulation of the condiments that is in question.

Now, if said bun is large enough to encompass everything, then it's a moot point. But if that is the case then you don't have enough sauerkraut piled on! :P

[Midlodemocrat]

8. I think this needs further research. I will be preparing a grant request

to Heinz to properly address this amazingly important question.


Back in a few.

[MrCoffee]

10. Put MaggieSwanson down as co-chief dogologist in charge of physics

[KamaAina]

11. No.

1) It is not proper to put mustard on anything. Ever. :puke:

2) Ketchup is best employed as a dipping sauce for fries. Any other use is suspect at best.

[MrCoffee]

14. You know who eats hot dogs with sauerkraut only?

Emo Hitler

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

13. nothing wrong with that at all

as long as you want to spend the next 3 hours in the bathroom

[meegbear]

16. You can do whatever your little heart desires ...

this is America! The land of the FREE! Home of the BRAVE!

If you wanna put ketchup and mustard on top of the sauerkraut, then in the immortal words of Ru Paul - "You Go Girl!".

[DeepBlueC]

22. condiments first, kraut last

Kraut is an unstable base for condiments. It's okay if a thread or two of kraut escapes, but you DON'T want it to be carrying a stream of mustard onto your shirt. Kraut on TOP of condiments actually stabilizes condiments and reduces leakage.

[MsTryska]

20. negatory on the kraut. relish is where it's at...

and a stripe of mustard down one side of the dog, a stripe of ketchup down the other - relish down the middle.

[MrCoffee]

21. You know who eats hot dogs with relish?

Canadians

[DeepBlueC]

24. I've seen New Englanders do it

I think Canadians put cheese curds and gravy on them.

[MsTryska]

29. And new yorkers.

ask any hot dog stand guy.

or girl.

[DeepBlueC]

23. condiments first, kraut last. stability issue

Kraut is an unstable base for condiments. It's okay if a thread or two of kraut escapes, but you DON'T want it to be carrying a stream of mustard onto your shirt. Kraut on TOP of condiments actually stabilizes condiments and reduces leakage.

[TK421]

25. So sauerkraut is kind of like Pampers for hot dogs?

that is an intriguing thought

[DeepBlueC]

30. I hadn't thought of it that way

and I wish I hadn't been invited to do so. But, actually, kraut has already absorbed its capacity in brine before in goes on top of the mustard. The mustard underneath remains intact in its liquidity. So, no, not quite the right analogy.

[montanto]

26. You put the condiments on the dog, but seriously,

you NEVER under ANY circumstance put Ketchup on a dog with kraut!!! I can't even imagine someone saying it!

Dog, mustard, kraut. That's it.

[TheManInTheMac]

27. Mustard is fine. If you want ketchup on your hot dog, as Royko said,

that's your business. If you want to put hair and toenail clippings on it, that's your business too.

[Doug.Goodall]

33. Mustard is fine, Ketchup has sugar in it and does not go good with the sour Kraut

Kraut should be eaten with salt, not sugar so for get the Ketchup

[lost-in-nj]

28. This is a Hot dog

sauerkraut belongs with kielbasa


:hi:


lost

and Mustard and relish go on top....

like I told TK421

[Monk06]

31. You're trying to turn this into a sex thread aren't you ??

Carrot Top says. "Just say no to sex threads."