Opening line for selling Atheism door to door?

[HEyHEY]

This comes out of a GD thread.

I think, "Good morning, I'm here with some exciting tips on how to save 10 per cent of your income!"

[redqueen]

1. For young adults: "Wanna get back at your parents?"

[HEyHEY]

3. Or "Good news, all that guilt? It's bullshit!"

[redqueen]

4. Oh yes... that's really very good.

When you consider how much more effective positive feedback is than negative feedback... and how harmful negative feedback can be sometimes... it's not hard to see how religious beliefs have helped to hold us back.

[LeftyMom]

2. How'd you like to sleep in on Sunday?

[SOteric]

5. I'm here to tell you it's okay to covet your neighbour's ass.

[Symarip]

6. Now you can dedicate your Sundays to what they should be used for

Recovering from a hangover.

[deucemagnet]

7. Door to door athiest gets back at the Mormons.

http://www.break.com/index/door_to_door_atheists_bother_mormons.html

That was satisfying. :)

[Courtesy Flush]

8. "Have you heard the bad news?" n/t

[arcadian]

9. "You aren't going to heaven when you die and neither is your dog or kitty."

n/t

[DS1]

10. Do you really think that after all that praying, God sent me to shit on your porch?

Of course not. I sent myself. What kind of God would do that to a person? Now, if you'll just stamp out the fire, we'll have a talk.

[Symarip]

11. Seriously, if there is a god, how can you explain this:

[DarkTirade]

12. Darwin's witnesses?

:P

[hunter]

13. I want to be a Dobzhansky's Witness...

"Nothing in biology makes sense except in the light of evolution” -- Theodosius Dobzhansky

Brother, let me show you the light! Hallelujah!

Besides, the name Theodosius Dobzhansky has a sort of mysterious quality about it that Darwin lacks.