NOREOS! Oh, god, someone please help me stop eating Oreos.

[bertha katzenengel]

Some of you know that my employer provides full-size candy bars, cookies, crackers of all varieties, potato and other chips of all varieties, a full array of sodas and juices . . . it's the Oreos that kill me.

Please help me to say NOREOS! Tell me what they're really made of. Make up something disgusting, and tell me that's what they're made of. Tell me how much fat and cholesterol, how many carbs. Tell me what all of this does to my body.

I need serious help.

[bertha katzenengel]

1. I just ate another one.

I go in there for coffee. On the way i tell myself, "Noreos." But it's like I'm on automatic. I know what I'm doing and for that split second that the damned thing is going into my mouth, I don't care.

[WinkyDink]

2. Your taste-buds are Satan's hand-maidens! They laugh at your struggling pancreas!

[bertha katzenengel]

3. "They laugh at your struggling pancreas!"

Good one! There is that diabetes thing . . .

[redqueen]

You show that cookie who's boss!

It wants to break your pancreas, and ... well, taste deliciousbut that's beside the point!

Courage!



I sympathize, I have a candy dish on my desk at all times... usually with these delicious little dark caramel things and also tiny bit-o-honeys. They are both so good with coffee, too. :9

Bastards!

[EOTE]

4. Snackwells, I believe, makes sugar free Oreos.

I'm on Atkin's, so I cut carbs wherever possible. The sugar free Oreos only have 3 grams of carbs per cookie and I believe they're pretty low in fat. I still can only have 1 or 2 of them a day, but if you're looking for a guilt free snack that will satisfy your need for Oreos, that would be the one. They taste almost exactly like the real thing, just not quite as good.

[Arugula Latte]

5. Go ahead and eat those Oreos, Bertha ...

IF YOU LIKE FEASTING ON GROUND-UP BLACK AND WHITE KITTENS, THAT IS!!!11!1!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

6. They are made from Cheney's feces and Bush's bruise tissue

With a sprinkling of the tartar on McCain's teeth.

Is that disgusting enough for you?

[AirmensMom]

7. Have an apple.

It'll clean all that sticky Oreo goop out of your teeth. :P

[bertha katzenengel]

8. you guys are doing great!! got anymore?

c'mon, hit me with your best shot

that ground up black & white kitten thing was damn good

[philosophie_en_rose]

9. Every time you eat an oreo, someone votes republican.

:scared:

[Flaxbee]

10. the white filling? it's accumulated from the squeezed whiteheads

and pimples of thousands and thousands of men with hairy back acne, and for variety, from teenage face acne, and then smeared onto "cookies" (do you want me to elaborate about what the cookies are made from, or is the zit-filling enough?).

How about that one? :evilgrin: