Man Wearing Diaper/Pink Stretch Pants Seeks Job At Catholic School

[matcom]

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PEQUANNOCK, N.J. (AP) A Paterson man faces child endangerment charges after allegedly showing up at a Roman Catholic school clad in a diaper and pink stretch pants.

William Rhode III, 53, was wearing an orange jumpsuit and handcuffs when he appeared Tuesday in Superior Court in Morristown. Judge Salem Vincent Ahto wanted to make sure Rhode understood the charge lodged against him.

Rhode nodded his head when the judge asked if he understood the charge. Ahto then ordered him returned to Morris County jail in lieu of $75,000 bail.

http://www.boston.com/dailynews/056/region/Diaper_wearing_man_charged_wit:.shtml

[GOPisEvil]

1. Dude, you're 53? You don't look a day over 40!

:D

[mouse7]

2. He borrowed those from you, didn't he Matcom?

Wasn't that your old Spring motorcycling outfit?

[bahrbearian]

3. Child endangerment ? WTF Catholic shool?

[DuctapeFatwa]

4. The article doesn't make it clear how he endangered any children

If he gets a good lawyer, he might be able to get enough bucks for some treatment.

[pintobean]

8. Perhaps the diaper leaked. (eom)

[Taeger]

5. I'm glad the church jumped right on that one ...

Because we know how much the Bishops have been concerned about protecting the asses of alter boys.

[Loonman]

6. Titanic hits the iceberg and begins to sink

A priest, a rabbi and a lawyer are on the deck.

The rabbi says: "we must save the children!"

The lawyer says: "fuck the kids"

The priest says: "do you think we have the time?"

[pintobean]

7. Love your posts

You sure come up with some great stuff.

[bif]

9. Life is strange in New Jersey

That's for sure.

[MurikanDemocrat]

10. OMG, he pooped in the diaper when he was denied an application