Massachusetts Supreme Court Orders All Citizens To Gay Marry

[meegbear]

BOSTON—Justices of the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court ruled 5-2 Monday in favor of full, equal, and mandatory gay marriages for all citizens. The order nullifies all pre-existing heterosexual marriages and lays the groundwork for the 2.4 million compulsory same-sex marriages that will take place in the state by May 15.

"As we are all aware, it's simply not possible for gay marriage and heterosexual marriage to co-exist," Massachusetts Chief Justice Margaret H. Marshall said. "Our ruling in November was just the first step toward creating an all-gay Massachusetts."

Marshall added: "Since the allowance of gay marriage undermines heterosexual unions, we decided to work a few steps ahead and strike down opposite-sex unions altogether."

Marshall said the court's action will put a swift end to the mounting debate.

http://www.theonion.com/news.php?i=1&n=1

[BR_Parkway]

1. I wonder how many Freepers will freak out without even bothering

to read this to the bottom of the article.

[Beer Snob-50]

2. Thank God for an intelligent response

to all this malarky!! since I am a lesbian in a man's body, does this mean I get my choice of any woman in the fine state of Massachusetts??

[MsUnderstood]

4. Try to Be Politically Correct JFETOE

The term is "Lesbian Identified Man" *wink*

[Beer Snob-50]

5. Hangs head.....

I am sorry!

[madrchsod]

3. i aways thought that marriages

were supposed to be gay. what the hell? is marriage supposed to be sad? who in the hell would want to go to that kind of wedding...