Parche delivers his speech at the Democratic National Convention

[LeftyFingerPop]

Good evening pubes.
I am grateful to be here before you tonight in the Heineken, er, Pepsi Center.
My fellow pubes, I would like you to take a look at your walls.
How many airplane pictures do you have on your walls?
How many airplane pictures did you have on your walls four years ago?
DO YOU HAVE MORE OR LESS AIRPLANE PICTURES THAN YOU DID FOUR YEARS AGO?

My fellow pubes, I have had a stressful day.
Let's all say fuck this shit, and go to the bar.

Thank you.

[Critters2]

1. YAY!!! Go Parche!!

:bounce: :toast: :applause: :applause: :applause: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :yourock: :yourock: :kick: :beer: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:


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[elshiva]

2. If they're Dems, why is he calling them pubes? Drunk?

Also you for got a line from the speech.

"How many times have you seen 'Airplane?'"