funny Olympic Quotes

[Duppers]

Some old, some new.

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.
I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'



Although funny, as you might suspect Snopes sez most of these quotes are "undetermined."

[sniffa]

1. My favorite this year came from Tiki Barber

when he talked about Russia invading Hungaria.

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. ROFLMBO!!! Thanks, I needed that!

[Dem_4_Life]

3. ROFL!!! nt

[cwydro]

4. I can't find the one I want.

I think it was an IOC guy describing the pollution, by saying that it wasn't pollution. It was purely Nixonian in its construction. I'll post it if I can find it.