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Tektonik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 03:04 PM
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I have to go to work now, and I fucking nicked my mole while shaving
Watching the blood flow out 4 inches down my face ever so slowly yet steadily is a great way to make me late for work. Ugh.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 03:07 PM
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1. That stinks.
I hate shaving. You would think with the way technology is now they would have some device where you could just put on your face, press a button and, BOOM, done. All shaved. Nice and smooth. Maybe I should invent it!

Try and enjoy work.

:hi:
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-24-08 03:13 PM
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2. Sugar, nasal spray, eye drops, anti-perspirant, hydrogen peroxide
Are all home remedies to stop razor nick bleeding.
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Tektonik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-25-08 12:31 AM
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3. I need a remedy for mole bleeding
My moles bleed as if I'm fucking Queen Victoria.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-25-08 12:32 AM
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4. Super glue.
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noamnety Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Aug-25-08 12:49 AM
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5. If it's a regular problem
maybe getting them removed is justified, if you can afford it.
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