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Cassandra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-08 09:01 PM
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Is that an eggplant in your pocket...
or are you just glad to see me?
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-08 09:04 PM
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1. Look! It's a penis eggplant!
I've grown one of those, and a well hung tomato too. :)
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Cassandra Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-08 09:11 PM
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2. Shhhhhhhhh!
There are no sex threads allowed. This is a vegetable thread and, as such, is very wholesome.

Seriously, does this happen often with eggplants?
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-08 09:21 PM
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4. Purple prose get eggplants excited
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-08 09:37 PM
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5. Not often, but it does happen in my garden every few years.
Noses or penises on eggplant and tomatoes are amusing but I've never figured out just what triggers them. One year I had a Jimmy Durante eggplant.

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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-23-08 09:17 PM
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3. ... why not both?
:shrug:
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