Which story is dumber?

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A man talks to a burning bush and his stick turns into a snake

A baby is born from a virgin, grows up to walk on water and rises from the dead after he dies.

Some guy in New York finds tablets that only he can see and uses stones only he can use to translate a new testament of the bible that says Native Americans are Jews who can't drink coffee.

A science fiction writer sets out to create a religeon based on aliens living in glaciers under the crust of the earth

There is a whole family of gods that are dysfunctional and have affairs with humans. Their favorite food is jello salad with little marshmellows in it.

Two angels try to get to New Jersey to enter a church and reenter heaven unless stopped by Chris Rock and Selma Hayek.

There is one teenage girl in each generation chosen to fight vampires and demons.

The earth sits on a turtles back.

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In other words...its not whether the story is true but whether the myths help you make your life work, Mr Gibson