I'm Joe Biden, and I'm going to be Obama's VP. Ask me anything.

[flvegan]

Yeah, you freaks didn't see that one coming. Joe Biden, one of you for all this time.

[LynneSin]

1. Would you mind telling my mom that the porch was clean and sidewalks weeded

thank you!

[flvegan]

4. Sorry, I'm a politician so I cannot tell a lie.

And your disrespectful porch is remembered. I'll call it PorchGate in my book.

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. Mr. Biden, please enact all of Dennis Kucinich's initiatives and goals.

Thank you very much. :hug:

[flvegan]

6. Thank you for your input.

Mr. Kucinich has fantastic ideals, and will be an excellent Minister of Peace in our cabinet.

[Eurobabe]

3. Two smart mofos

[flvegan]

7. Hot damn, but I am one sexy bitch.

Obama's not bad, either.

[TZ]

5. Have you recovered from the trauma of your close encounter

with the stalker...er I mean LynneSin?:P

[flvegan]

8. Ms. LynneSin supported my candidacy for president.

I salute her, and thank her for her support, regardless of PorchGate.

[MrCoffee]

9. Sen. Biden, MrCoffee here, reporting for the Lounge Muckraker Gazette...

Does your campaign have any comment on the allegations that you are not, in fact, Joe Biden; that you are really a hippie freak vegan pit-bull loving nutbag from somewhere in the depths of the hell on earth known as Florida?


Care to comment, Mr. Biden, if that is your real name???

[flvegan]

10. Greetings, MrCoffee.

I'm always pleased when a young man such as yourself treats his journalism with such gusto, and asks the tough questions. The questions that burn in the mind of the general public. It's journalists such as yourself that set the bar at a height that many can't achieve, and appear as failures because of it. You are a credit to your profession. You remind me of a young Edward Murrow or a taller Geraldo Rivera. You're sure to be a star.

Thank you for your time.

[MrCoffee]

11. One follow-up, "Mr. Biden"

The owner of Malibu Grand Prix says you're a menace to society and should not be allowed to walk the streets a free man. Care to comment?

[flvegan]

12. Absolutely.

Some business owners, though America has afforded them great success, hate America for her freedoms. I love America, and I love the freedoms and opportunities that we have as a people because of what our founding fathers set forth for us. If that makes me a "menace" to this very society, then so be it. If loving America is wrong, dear sir, I do NOT want to be right.

[billyoc]

13. Any more at home like her?

:*

[flvegan]

14. Thank you for your question.

But, I'm sorry. There can be only one.

[sniffa]

15. Would you accept the VP slot if Obama wasn't clean?

[flvegan]

16. Would he still be articulate?

[KamaAina]

17. The plug job's been getting better and better over the years. What's your secret?

I mean, you've progressed markedly in the years since Imus referred to you as "a human Chia Pet". How do you do it?

[Robb]

18. If elected, will you finally get that upper lip implant?

The fan club and I have a bet going.

[Sanity Claws]

19. What do you think of McSame, er McCain?

[many a good man]

20. How do you feel when people call you the "Iron Marshmallow"?

As VP candidate, will you be more iron or more marshmallow?

[LeftyMom]

21. Damn, why are you so much hotter in person?

And as a follow-up, how much would a certain set of .jpgs that would ruin your vice presidential run worth to ya? :evilgrin:

[Adsos Letter]

22. well, since you'll be moving...

can I have yer place in Delaware? I've got a lot of rolled coins for the tolls...

[edbermac]

23. Hey Joe, where the fuck is Delaware?

Is it even a state? Or is it like one of those postage-stamp sized quasi-municipalities like Monaco? :shrug:

[Robeson]

24. Tequila or whiskey...

...you better get this one right Joe...

[MilesColtrane]

25. What is your non-senate work history?

Presumably you worked as a lawyer for three years before heading to Washington, but what other gigs did you have that we don't know about that helped inform your concept of what it's like to be an American working man?

[Critters2]

26. Will you be the teflon VP,

and do you get a discount on your teflon because of your cozy relationship with Delaware's other industry--DuPont?