Ugly Escorts want their money back - seems they couldn't get a job

[LynneSin]

Click on the link - there is a picture

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1594635.ece

TWO bald male escorts are complaining after getting no dates since joining an escort agency.

Alan Gunn and Mark Hill, who live together in Wakefield, West Yorkshre, had planned to make enough money to set up their own DJ business by wining and dining female clients.


But after failing to get a single date the best-friends are now demanding their £200 joining fee back.

After spotting an advert for Rebecca’s Nationwide Male Escorts at the start of July the men sent off for an application pack.

Each paid a £35 registration fee and £65 for a portfolio with photographs for potential clients.

But then didn’t hear back from the agency for weeks.

Miffed Alan, 44, said: “It said that after 48 hours if you hadn’t had any offers, you could automatically get your money back.

[NJmaverick]

1. This part scares me

“We’ve given them quite a few opportunities, but there are lots of things they’re not willing to do.”

[KamaAina]

2. Maybe Bush** would give them a tumble

TWO bald male escorts are complaining after getting no dates since joining an escort agency.