So I found some free cake in the breakroom at work

[MrCoffee]

and I took it, and now I'm gonna eat it.


We'll have more on this breaking news event as it happens. Now back to Bob with sports.

[TZ]

1. Another exciting day...

at the MrCoffee workplace I see....:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

2. what part of "free cake" did you miss? it's FREE CAKE

They really appreciate the fuck out of us here.

[TZ]

3. Oh sorry.

I missed that--the leftover birthday cake sitting here from our last group meeting must be distracting me....:D

[WinkyDink]

4. Mmmm,,...cake:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDfp45Utg5k

[MrCoffee]

7. Cake is a powerful food

Jim Gaffigan has impeccable delivery. Great stand-up.

[MadrasT]

5. No free cake here

but we have Philly soft pretzels every Friday.

zOMG!!!1!1 it's FRIDAY and I didn't get my pretzel yet!!!

[MrCoffee]

6. You get pretzels EVERY Friday?

What kind of cushy gig do you have that sets you up with Pretzel Friday? I'm jealous as all get out.

[MadrasT]

12. Yup. Pretzel Friday.

Still warm, in big brown paper bags straight from the pretzel bakery.

There's always 2 kinds of mustard.

Sometimes there's even Cheez Whiz. :bounce:

[MrCoffee]

14. Now you're just gloating.

Which is perfectly understandable, considering the sweet deal you've got working.

[MadrasT]

20. I'd be happier

If I could find a comparable gig closer to home, with no soft pretzels... (64 mile commute... each way... :eyes:)

But yeah, the pretzels ain't bad.

[Pierre.Suave]

8. You took the whole thing?

Watch your back...

:P

[MrCoffee]

9. No way, it was presliced. I took, like, 3 slices.

I didn't eat any breakfast this morning.

[Pierre.Suave]

11. Oh, cake for breakfast

Awesome!

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. Oh, I thought you said "cheesecake"

[MrCoffee]

15. I feel like I'm missing something here, but I'm not sure what.

[GreenPartyVoter]

19. You are. You are missing the cheesecake. (Just saw the two EEs in free and

the word cake, and my mind instantly jumped to cheesecake. That's all. :))

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. I find free blue candies in the urinals all the time.

[MrCoffee]

16. Ours are white and they're too minty for me.

They're like giant Altoids from hell.

[flvegan]

17. I prefer your mother's pie, Trebek.

[MrCoffee]

18. Boxed wine, flvegan. Boxed wine.