Oh for all that is holy and sacred......

[malta blue]

would you please make the woman who sits TWO CUBICLE ROWS away



Please. Please. Please.

I am going to lose my mind.......

[MsTryska]

1. is she singing God Songs to herself?

tonelessly? I have a coworker who does that.

[malta blue]

2. Oh I wish that were it....

that could be easily drowned out by headphones....

Nope, this one is bitching about everything from the scratchiness of the bathroom toilet paper, to the presidential conventions (get this - I heard her say "I thought everyone votes on the same day, why are the conventions at different times?"), to the fact that a co-worker of hers came in late today - she asked him if he knew what an alarm clock was ("you know, it goes BEEP BEEP BEEP or it will play the radio, or blah blah)

It is serious diarrhea of the mouth.

:banghead::banghead:

[MorningGlow]

7. Oh dear gods one of THOSE?!

You have my deepest sympathies! I absolutely cannot stand people who are unable to close their mouths for one minute. It's like they're allergic to peace and quiet and feel the need to fill any silence with noise--any noise--but usually their own idiotic thoughts.

I say throw a stapler over the wall with a note attached about where to apply the staples. :evilgrin:

[malta blue]

3. oh please PLEASE someone help me.....

She is still going on and on and on.......

[NJmaverick]

4. Had that problem

solved it with ear buds

[deucemagnet]

5. Try this:

http://www.addictinggames.com/whackyourboss.html

It can be therapeutic.

[hobbit709]

6. Duct tape works wonders.