Name a Celebrity You Wouldn't Brake for

[Merrick]

Kate Hudson: Had a promising start with "Almost Famous", and it's been an interminable parade of dogshit since.

Nicolas Cage: With the exception of "Adaptation" and maybe one or two others, he's allowed himself to become the male version of Hudson since "Leaving Las Vegas".

[Midlodemocrat]

1. All of them. I don't want to wreck the beauty that is the MidloVan.

[BlueIris]

2. Lukas Haas.

Who creeps me out now.

[ThatsMyBarack]

3. Tom Bergeron.

BUTT-UGLY! :puke:

[brentspeak]

27. Tom Bergeron is an excellent actor

Not to mention a Democrat, especially of Obama. You might want to revise your comments.

http://www.newsmeat.com/celebrity_political_donations/Tom_Bergeron.php

[ThatsMyBarack]

41. Too late.

Anyway, he's ruined America's Funniest Videos with an overload of "crotch shots" and other disgusting crap that just isn't funny.

[liberaltrucker]

4. Ben Stein

Neocon asswipe!

:puke:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. how can you tell a pile of red goo was

really once Ben Stein?

the skid marks are behind him

[Generic Brad]

5. Ernest Borgnine

He masturbates a lot.

[Writer]

7. Jennifer Lopez

And I mean that literally. Like, if she were crossing the street...

[nadine_mn]

11. you are a mean person

:cry: I luv me some J.Lo

I will save her...hit me instead...now be free little J.Lo ... shake that ass

[Writer]

12. ... that no talent ass...

;)

[nadine_mn]

13. gasp.... shut yo mouth

I have her perfume ... I smell so pretty, I daresay skankalicious

she entertains... she looks good, she sings better than 1/2 the no talent asses nowadays, and she acts way better than Madonna.

I love her for Selena and Enough

and for making our latina booty goodness acceptable to white boys

[ScreamingMeemie]

15. I think she is beautiful as well, and often misunderstood.

:hi:

[Writer]

19. Different strokes for different folks. n/t

[bigwillq]

43. I do too.

Although she didn't sing very well live when I saw her. Well, she was never a great singer but I like her songs because they have good beats and make me want to dance. She really is a great dancer, so she does have some talent there.

And I also like most of her movies. Again, not the greatest actress but they are entertaining enough.

:) :hi:

[driver8]

47. She was great in Selena.

It's too bad that she is so full of herself, now. It is very easy to not like her.

[jeff30997]

58. I'm not a Jello fan but...

I don't need her to find latina booty goodness more than acceptable.

Mmmm...latina booty goodness...

[doc03]

17. You must be jealous, she is hot.

[Writer]

18. I'll give that a NARP. n/t

[skygazer]

64. Does that mean I must be jealous of anyone I don't like?

I've never understood that rationale. :eyes:

[doc03]

68. No I can understand someone not liking

Rosie O'Donnell she's a nasty person and a pig. Now J Lo seems to be a nice person and she's beautiful what is there not to like? Everyone loves Jim Carry and Tom Cruise but for some reason I don't like them, I don't know why I just don't.

[Fran Kubelik]

39. Aw. I love me some J Lo

I'm not crazy about her singing but I do think she's a good actress. And she is beautiful.

[Arugula Latte]

8. Reba McIntyre

*thump* *splat*

Oopsie!

[graywarrior]

37. I second that.

[lob1]

9. The red headed dude on CSI Miami.

He doesn't act, he moves from pose to pose.

[doc03]

16. I agree never could stand him

[Number23]

35. Whore-ratio?

Or Horatio, whichever works for ya. :)

My husband absolutely hates that man.... And the fact that every other week he's with some hot Latin chick 2/3 his age just makes no sense. He has wrinkles no pancake makeup could ever hope to conceal.....

[elshiva]

10. Tom Cruise: Just Yuck

[doc03]

14. Trace Adkins

[mwooldri]

20. The character in that Freecreditreport.com commercials.

Or that Flo in the Progressive commericals.

Wouldn't want to hit the actual actors themselves... probably very nice people.

But what would State Farm do to my insurance rates if I hit the Progressive spokesperson? Decrease them?

Mark.

[Flaxbee]

30. State Farm is the insurance company from hell

Just so you know.

[mwooldri]

32. Yet they still insure me. 5 accidents in 9 years for me alone...

2 of them "comprehensive" claims (poor deer RIP), 2 "silly ones" (running into a ditch when distracted by a bug on my leg, and side-swiping my mother-in law's pickup truck) and on all four of these occasions that I was insured with State Farm with they paid up, no problem, no complaints. The silly ones caused my rates to go up.

What impressed me most about State Farm was not State Farm per se, but my local agent. My first accident was a biggie - spun out a Mazda Protege into the path of a 18-wheeler on a wet, diesel-spilled Interstate, ironically at a place called Death Valley in Greensboro. The car was totaled, I was lucky to be alive. I was with Progressive then but come renewal time they thought the accident was my fault and jacked up my rates. After a year of high rates and them wanting to increase it again, I shopped around. Found Jim Young in Greensboro. He saw the accident on my record and asked more details about it. Apparently he went so far to get the police report and made a decision that the accident wasn't my fault (it wasn't - there were multiple accidents down that road that day - truck spilling diesel all down the Interstate) and that when he gives the quote he won't include the insurance points. Result: lowest auto quote around by miles - no-one else gave that consideration to me... just looked 3 insurance points, bad rate. As a result they have my auto, some of my life insurance and my homeowners insurance.

Maybe I just have a darned good agent?

Mark.

[VenusRising]

21. David Spade

[Radical Activist]

38. david spade is my hero

[doc03]

22. I not only wouldn't brake for, I would put the pedal

to the metal for Shaun Hannity or Micheal Savage.

[Joe Fields]

23. Brittney Spears

[elshiva]

24. That Lizard in the Geico commercials.

SPLAT!

[Indi Guy]

25. I'd never not brake for anyone, however...

...if Cheney crossed my path -- I'd be momentarily tempted.

[driver8]

46. If Cheney crossed my path, I wouldn't even blink.

He would be road pizza!

[Connonym]

26. do politicians count as celebrities?

there are a few of those that I'd actually speed up for

[Iggo]

28. You want me to say Ted Nugent.

But, oh no. Not me. I ain't takin' that bait.

[Arnold Judas Rimmer]

29. Toby Keith

I'm not buying his sudden conversion. Maybe I'll feed beer to some horses and arrange a drunken stampede.

[Lethe]

31. all of the above

except maybe owen wilson, john depp, bill murray, and Cate Blanchett

Nick Cage was pretty good in Leaving Las Vegas though. Hard to fault him on that.

[terrya]

33. Julia Roberts

Ugh. One of the shallowest actresses around. I will never understand her appeal. And her winning the Best Actress Oscar for "Erin Brockovich" was one of the worst travesties ever.

I agree with you about Nicholas Cage. ANYONE who would agree to do a remake of the superb "The Wicker Man" automatically gets no sympathy from me, brakewise.

[GCP]

34. Do Bill O'Reilly or Hannity count as celebrities?

If so i'd (in my dreams) speed up to give extra oomph.

[Number23]

36. Gwyneth Paltrow

She's on the cover of "Vogue" and all of the other glossies every other month despite the fact that she looks like a goldfish and no one EVER goes to see any of her movies. She works my last nerve....

And Will Farrell just plain old SUCKS....

[driver8]

45. I was thinking Gwyneth Paltrow, also.

She is lucky that her mother is Blythe Danner and that she is blessed with her mother's beauty.

She absolutely sucks as an actress, and appears to be very full of herself.

[brentspeak]

49. She's a major Obama backer

And a major Democratic party supporter as well. I do not understand the need to potentially alienate the Democratic party's major supporters. While you may not have intended it as such, I have a feeling there's certain "undesirables" on board here who are trying to achieve that.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/08/04/gwyneth-paltrows-newest-f_n_116657.html

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/08/04/2008-08-04_iron_man_star_gwyneth_paltrow_backs_bara-1.html

[driver8]

50. I would never alienate an Obama backer, believe me!

Politics had nothing to do with my response.

[Number23]

57. So What???

She's a major Obama backer

So folks can't dislike her or find her ugly, untalented or annoying?? What does her being an Obama backer have to do with anything??

[Mad_Dem_X]

40. Paris F'ing Hilton

Biggest waste of space and oxygen on the planet.

[semillama]

42. Ben Stein: nuff said. N/t

[DS1]

44. Billy Mays

I'd videotape him smacking up against the windshield before catching some serious hang time.

Then I'd back up and do it again.


Preferably in an M1-A1 tank. Then steamroll him into the pavement. Then Orange Clean™ the flattened remains.

[fizzgig]

55. amen

[Raffi Ella]

48. Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, Hillary Duff

the entire cast of Highschool musical -just ANY and all of the Disney 'tween twits aka little wind up cash cows.


and Keira Knightly. She can't act and I hate her face, it scares me it's so ugly, especially when she smiles. ugh. Atonement looks like it would be so good but I won't watch it because she's in it.

[Fox Mulder]

51. All of them.

[leeroysphitz]

52. YOU LOOOOOOVE Leaving Las Vegas.

[loveable liberal]

53. blond assistant D.A. on Law and Order.

She couldnt act her way out of a paper bag. awful.

[fizzgig]

54. gmta...cage was my first thought

:rofl:

i would probably put tom cruise on that list, too

[Maccagirl]

56. Heather Mills

If she counts as a celebrity (if only in her own mind). Lying shank.

[Courtesy Flush]

59. Comedian Rush Limbaugh

[NewJeffCT]

60. I'd never run anybody down, but I'd be tempted by a few

Ron Silver, Ben Stein, any regular on Fox News or hate radio, Dennis Miller

[Yavin4]

61. Dane Cook. Thread Over. I Win

Never funny.

[AwakeAtLast]

62. Patricia Heaton

Re :puke: from hell!

[Zavulon]

63. Ben Stiller.

The most overrated, over-employed "actor" ever. How the fuck did this guy get popular?

Oh, and his father isn't funny, either.

[bermudat]

65. Jack Black

[RetroLounge]

66. oops. misundertood.

Wouldn't brake for?

Bo Derek. I would aim and accellerate...

RL

[Dem_4_Life]

67. Heather Mills

[AbbeyRoad]

69. Jon Voight, if he's still considered a celebrity

and here's why:

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2008/jul/28/voight/

He sounds like a nutjob of the highest order. "Good-thinking children" WTF? :puke:

[PassingFair]

70. Kid Rock.

Patricia Heaton.

Britney Spears.