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The Democratic Kid Donating Member (185 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 10:41 PM
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IF You Had The Power To Make One Person Tell The Truth Who Would It Be?
Edited on Tue Feb-24-04 10:42 PM by The Democratic Kid
Just Think anyone on Earth. The whole truth and nothing but the truth, All at your command. Who's it going to be? You can pick 2 people. Your powers will only work on 2 people and they last one whole day,so think carefully. LET THE PARTY BEGIN! Take Care, The Democratic Kid.... I choose Carl Rove and The W.Bush Bandit
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AlFrankenFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 10:42 PM
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1. I choose Rush Limbaugh n/t
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arcane1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 10:43 PM
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2. poppy bush
if he told the truth, the rest of them would fall with him
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Don_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 10:44 PM
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3. One Entity?
The GOP.
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southerngirlwriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 10:47 PM
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4. OOOOOOOH! Good question!
I choose Sean Hannity and Rick Santorum.

Can't you see that?

"Senator Santorum, why are you obsessed with homosexuality? Why do you mention man-on-dog sex so fucking much?"

"Well....it's not funny! Stop laughing! I lost my virginity to my dog when I was 12, and it's a painful memory. It's painful! My father caught me fucking my dog and he said it was unholy! He made me marry the dog in a mock ceremony over dinner! It was awful, I tell you! I don't want any little boys to be forced to marry their dogs ever again!!"

Sadly, the truth would probably be much more bizarre. :D

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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 10:48 PM
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5. His initials are G.W.B.

n/t
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 10:57 PM
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6. Kissinger and Cheney
I was thinking Shrub, but then reaqlized that everything Shrub knows, Cheney knows, plus Cheney knows a boatload more. Cheny is the man who would be able to topple this entire BFEE empire, plus all the sideliners.

And Kissinger's truth needs to come out about everyuthing he's been involved with, incl. Vietnam, the businesses he consults for, and also everything the Nixon/Bush/Reagan/Shrub/Rev. Moon empire has been up to.

Of all the people, I think these two would intersect over all the very most important truths.

Shrub doesn't know enough to begin with. Plus, I don't even think Poppy knows anywhere near as much as Cheney. Though Poppy could shed some light on the nazis and some other stuff that probably Cheney doesn't know about.
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rwheeler31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 11:02 PM
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7. Lies Nixon
nt
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 11:15 PM
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13. Lies Nixon?
I don't get it.

You mean, you would want the truth from Nixon? You're calling Nixon a liar? Or you're saying I'm lying, and that Nixon is the answer?

I don't get it.
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 11:02 PM
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8. Bush and Cheney
And then be there with the cuffs when they confess to thier crimes.
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 11:05 PM
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9. Rush
:evilgrin:
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kalian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 11:06 PM
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10. Karl Rove....
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MurikanDemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 11:07 PM
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11. Good question! Cheney and Tenet.
Edited on Tue Feb-24-04 11:08 PM by MurikanDemocrat
Not Bush. He doesn't know anything that Cheney doesn't already know.
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 11:11 PM
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12. GWB and GHWB.
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billbuckhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 11:18 PM
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14. James Baker
Ken Lay would be interesting
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 11:40 PM
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15. George Herbert Walker Bush and Nipsy Russell
All I want is Daddy Bush. Nipsy would be cool for some old school stories.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 11:44 PM
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16. Newt Gringrich
Although he told the truth a lot. We weren't listening.
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populistmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-24-04 11:57 PM
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17. Can I be selfish?
Edited on Wed Feb-25-04 12:07 AM by populistmom
There's someone in my life who has put my head in the biggest state of confusion presently and I need answers!!!

Better yet, I deserve answers.
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carpetbagger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-25-04 12:29 AM
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18. Dick Cheney and OJ Simpson.
Bush doesn't know much. He was probably daydreaming about clearing brush when they told him about Al Qaeda preparations for 9/11.
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-25-04 12:32 AM
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19. My child, and if he/she/it exits...God.
What's the point of making people like Bush and Cheney tell the truth? We all know they lie for their own petty, greedy self interest so the truth wouldn't be a huge shock.
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Mrs. Overall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-25-04 12:34 AM
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20. O.J. and Scott Peterson
You shouldn't lie about killing your wife...
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-25-04 01:11 AM
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21. Katherine Harris
Threaten her with a bucket of water until she comes clean about the (s)election.
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