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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:06 AM Original message |
what is your zombie attack survival plan??? |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:09 AM Response to Original message |
1. Zombies can't climb |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 07:13 PM Response to Reply #1 |
52. True... But they can FLOAT! nt |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:10 AM Response to Original message |
2. NAPALM |
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charlie and algernon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:12 AM Response to Original message |
3. isolated cabin in the woods |
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quakerboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 08:25 PM Response to Reply #3 |
58. yeah, but what if it |
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charlie and algernon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 09:47 PM Response to Reply #58 |
66. well shit, if any critter can get zombified, then we're fucked |
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leeroysphitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:12 AM Response to Original message |
4. Load up the van and get above the arctic circle. |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:44 AM Response to Reply #4 |
18. They're also easy to exterminate when frozen. |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:15 AM Response to Original message |
5. Go to flvegan's. |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 12:00 PM Response to Reply #5 |
24. I don't think shit deters zombies |
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valerief (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 07:24 PM Response to Reply #24 |
53. Yeah, they're like plumbers. nt |
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Critters2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 12:58 PM Response to Reply #5 |
32. The zombies would attack the pitbulls, turning them into |
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quakerboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 08:23 PM Response to Reply #5 |
57. um.... |
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stuntcat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:16 AM Response to Original message |
6. fail :( |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:16 AM Response to Original message |
7. I'll re-register as a Republican ... If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:18 AM Response to Original message |
8. I don't have a plan! |
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southpaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:20 AM Response to Original message |
9. I'll hire Claudio Sanchez to Zombie-proof my compound in the woods... |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:33 AM Response to Reply #9 |
14. The NPR correspondent? |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:43 AM Response to Reply #14 |
17. He meant the singer from Coheed and Cambria. |
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southpaw (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:47 AM Response to Reply #17 |
21. Right. |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:21 AM Response to Original message |
10. Too many Michiganders there. Need to find somewhere safer. |
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panhead1961 (363 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:22 AM Response to Original message |
11. practice head shots - stock up on ammo |
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JTG of the PRB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 07:59 PM Response to Reply #11 |
54. Remember - a blade never needs reloading. |
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SurfingAtWork (788 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:27 AM Response to Original message |
12. Mimic them. They'll never figure out I'm not really one of them! |
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PeaceNikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:32 AM Response to Original message |
13. Here ya go |
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The2ndWheel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
15. Come out with a new iPhone every now and then |
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bronxiteforever (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:42 AM Response to Original message |
16. Duct Tape and Shrink Wrap- |
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Bucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
19. Hijack a bus full of orphans and throw them out the door one at a time as a distraction |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
20. Steal large oceangoing catamaran |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:53 AM Response to Reply #20 |
22. yeah pretty much my plan, except I'd have to use Lake Michigan |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 11:56 AM Response to Original message |
23. I don't have a plan (though I really should) |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
25. Set up my own authoritarian state in the desert |
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SacredCow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 12:10 PM Response to Original message |
26. I'm going to hand them Chick tracts... |
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Marrah_G (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 12:13 PM Response to Original message |
27. I would swim out to your boat.... |
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LeftinOH (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
28. Maybe being zombie isn't such a bad thing --ever consider that? |
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Throckmorton (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 12:30 PM Response to Original message |
29. Read the Zombie Survival Guide |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 12:48 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. If memory serves me correctly, zombies can't climb. |
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benEzra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 02:48 PM Response to Reply #30 |
38. But they can sometimes float... |
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Connonym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 04:05 PM Response to Reply #29 |
44. WW Z inspired my plan |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
31. I plan to get a big projection screen with "Dancing With The Stars" playing 24/7 |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
33. Go to the Winchester. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
34. Go to John Edwards' house |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
35. Sail to Madeline Island in Lake Superior |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 08:59 PM Response to Reply #35 |
61. Is this your place? |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 09:02 PM Response to Reply #61 |
62. No thats not it |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 09:06 PM Response to Reply #62 |
63. Yes, it was on the south side. |
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Pierre.Suave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 09:08 PM Response to Reply #63 |
65. I have had that link in my favorites |
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MadrasT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 02:07 PM Response to Original message |
36. Disguise myself |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 04:17 PM Response to Reply #36 |
47. I was thinking carrot. They don't seem to eat veggies. |
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MadrasT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 07:12 PM Response to Reply #47 |
50. Carrot! |
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SOteric (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 02:10 PM Response to Original message |
37. Stand next to a smarty pants. |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 03:02 PM Response to Original message |
39. Lots of popcorn and watching Sean of the Dead over and over |
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Kutjara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 03:10 PM Response to Original message |
40. Continue to live among them, just like I'm doing now. |
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lazyriver (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 03:31 PM Response to Original message |
41. GW Bush mask...they won't attack their leader. |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 04:17 PM Response to Reply #41 |
46. Come on, they are zombies, but even they aren't stupid enough to follow Bush. nt |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 03:43 PM Response to Original message |
42. My Mossberg 500 and thousands of shells. |
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billyoc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
43. Same as my shark attack plan. I don't have to swim faster than the sharks, |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 04:15 PM Response to Original message |
45. Head to lizziegrace's deserted island and destroy the zombie cabana boy. |
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lizziegrace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 08:52 PM Response to Reply #45 |
60. ... |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 04:19 PM Response to Original message |
48. 1000 milligrams of Demerol. |
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Q3JR4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 04:57 PM Response to Original message |
49. If I had food and guns, |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 07:12 PM Response to Original message |
51. Join them nt |
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JTG of the PRB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 08:05 PM Response to Original message |
55. I'll gather the supplies I can... |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 08:14 PM Response to Original message |
56. the first 24 hours would be complete bedlam |
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quakerboy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 08:43 PM Response to Original message |
59. The answers are very dependant |
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mwooldri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Aug-20-08 09:06 PM Response to Original message |
64. 1. Scream. 2. Run. 3. Die. nt |
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