I'm now a freeper too.

[lojasmo]

Just registered on freerepublic.com Gonna raise some irebrows...LOL

[reprehensor]

1. Let us know...

How many posts it takes you to get banned.

[Doctor Pedantic]

4. Just Took One For Me

Maybe picking "Screaming Liberal" as my user name wasn't such a great idea. My post lasted all of about three minutes.

So, can anyone beat that?

[Catholic Sensation]

12. I think

my first posted lasted that long too. I blasted Ann Coulter for some stupidity, and got banned shortly thereafter.

[mouse7]

2. Funny, you don't smell like Keystone Light and urine. n/t

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. IMHO

i dont think thats the right thing to do...think of how much the freepers disrupts us on this board..i dont agree with them and have been known to want to deal with them with physical violence but i think they should have their "safe haven" in the same way we have ours.

thats ofcourse just my 2 cents. hope i have not offended you.

[dweller]

6. HAHAHA HAHAAH HAAAA!!!

<cough> oops sorry.

'scuse me.

dp

[liberalhistorian]

7. The difference is that their side controls

everything now, including the media, and they don't really need a safe haven to escape to, now, do they?

[VOX]

11. Frighteningly good point.

And I mean *frightening*.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. why frightening?

i need sleep ...got his point..also very good pt. ...still i prefer to not interfere

[liberalhistorian]

20. Yes, it is frightening, isn't it,

and what's especially infuriating is how they act like us horrible commie "librools" control everything and they're our hapless victims!

[rustydog]

5. Sounds like a Dr. Pepper song!

I'm a Freeper, they're Freepers, wouldn't you want to be a Freeper too?
Be a Freeper, it's easy don't use your brain. Be a Freeper, just don't use your brain.
:bounce:

[SeanQuinn]

8. I'm doing it. I'll tell ya my lasting time.

[DS1]

9. Why don't we all go and knock their count up to 100,000?

:shrug:

[lojasmo]

18. Because

We all aren't bastards like me. Don't worry. I'll be banned after only a few posts.

[AquariDem]

10. I'm tempted to try it out

I'm not usually too outrageous, so I'd probably last for a while until something made me mad.

Then again, I'd probably be banned in five minutes.

[scottcsmith]

13. You'll never last

The mistake most of us make when we sign up at the Free Republic is that we start posting material immediately that gets us kicked off the site. The key is to start posting as if you agreed with the other posters. Do this for several months and then abruptly change your positions. That would be highly entertaining, and will confuse many people.

[Streetdoc270]

14. sounds like fun but...

don't we get all bent out of shape about their trolls? Shoulden't we be taking the moral high ground and letting them have their corner of the web all to themselves?

[lojasmo]

19. I'm hard to bend

It's hard to bend a blob. I'm also immoral. I think we should DOS them, actually. (edit: That was a JOKE. I am not advocating denial of service attacks)

[Nlighten1]

15. Your grammar...

makes you a shoe in...:)

[lojasmo]

17. Prithee

Do not fail to regard, with disdain, my attrocious punctuation! (Jason sticks his tongue out at you, grammar cop.)

[stilpist]

27. I'n't "shoo-in?"

Just to be picky. :evilgrin:

[ComerPerro]

21. If you are going to be a FReeper, you must always stay in character

That is harder than you think.

You have to make grammatical errors and obvious spelling mistakes while carefully controlling your phrasing to make yourself sound condescending and arrogant. For example:

I for one am damn sick of those eliteist commies trying to indoctrinate our children with there anti-Christian agenda. I don't think it is fair that someone as inteligent and hardworking as myself should have to pay the sallarys of muslim loving public school teachers.

Second, you have to find a radical, completely bizzare, fucked up conspiracy theory that you reveal in a psychotic, incoherent stream of conciousness that can only come from a weekend spent with Rush Limbaugh taking Xanax and Jack Daniels while masturbating to videos of Ann Coulter:

I can't belive these communists in the liberal eliteist media are being so ruthless to Bush. People are saying that they can't trust Bush, and they are saying he is a liar. But its obvious that Bush told the truth.
What really happened with the WMDs is Hitlery Klintoon planted fake evidence of WMD, and convinced the UN to have Klintoon bomb Iraq. That way, we would all think there are WMD. So she lied so she could set Bush up and make him look like a liar.
Then, Kerry would attack him and Bush would look bad. That is why Hitlery would have Clark run, so he could take on Kerry. So they had Dean pretend to run and raise money (which he actually got by taking bribes from terrorists) so he could attack Kerry. This way, Bush will win this year, and Hitlery doesn't have to run. Because she knows she can't beat Bush this year. So she wants a Dem like Kerry becuase he will lose. Then she will plant a few more lies, and run in 2008.
The Klintoons have been planning their grab for power since 1875, when they built their time machine and...


Third, you must worship Bush.
I know it will be hard for you to blindly pledge allegience to an alcoholic moron that you know has never accomplished anything in his life and still maintain some level of self respect, but if you step out of line even once, and don't feel that Bush is the best thing since Hitler and Mussolini, then you will be banned.

[lojasmo]

22. yay

I'm naturally incoherent. I'm lazy, so I never spell-check, and my punctuation is horrible.

i'm down with both masturbation, and alcohol abuse, and I laugh at both Rush Limbaugh, and Ann Coulter whenever I see them on TV

I also despise the voting records of Clinton, Kerry, and Edwards. I'm opposed to adultry, and so can criticize Bill, though My opposition to adultry, and divorce will probably piss off some freepers

And who could fail to love a man who looks so good in a flight suit.

I'm set Wish me luck

[southerngirlwriter]

25. Oh my GOD

I just ruined my shirt.

What I was drinking just bubbled out of my nose.

I have not laughed this hard in months.

You sound JUST like them!!

Thank you so much! Laughter is great medicine!! I feel much better now. :D

:yourock:

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[LastKnight]

23. i once posted an IQ test over there and the thread was removed.

it took less than an hour too.

what could they POSSIBLY be afraid of? :evilgrin:

-LK

[SeanQuinn]

24. 3 Posts and 5 minutes later... BANNED

Hehe.

[southerngirlwriter]

26. Please post a link to your stuff.

Are you really just 11 years old? I am duly impressed by your intelligence!! :)