What if a woman gives you Crabs?

[matcom]

x(

[Bonhomme Richard]

1. I'd go get my Old Bay and put on a pot.

[mr_hat]

2. Absodamnlutely!

[EXE619K]

3. LOL!

Good'un!

:D

[MsUnderstood]

4. Then you should cook

After all it is an era of equal rights--if she hunts, you cook.

[Book Lover]

5. Break out the cocktail sauce!

I'm still trying to make the double-entendre work better....

[Droopy]

12. I prefer melted butter

[Carl21014]

6. You can either go see the Doctor, or...

shave all your pubic hair off.

[MUAD_DIB]

7. Soft shell?

n/t

[nedlogg]

8. I'd be thankful . . .

that at least I'd gotten laid!

[Faygo Kid]

9. Friend of mine tried Sargent's Flea Powder.

It didn't work, stubborn little bastards. Oh well, as I said at the time, better him than me.

[Deja Q]

10. Put them in the aquarium, raise them , breed them, sell them to others...

:D

Besides,I've seen over the counter aids that kill crabs and other forms of body or hair lice. :D

[salinen]

11. I would return the gesture

and give her clams.